y'arnt

Contraction of you are not. Origin: Midwest US

"Y'arnt going to wear that, are you?"

by KellBelle October 9, 2008

Y'arn't

This legendary word sparks fear into the hearts of your enemies. This slang combination clocks in at a staggering FOUR WORDS. You All Are Not. Y'all Aren't. Y'arn't. This powerful force of nature is a result of a failed spoken sentence uttered by one man. His faltered sentence was as such: "Y'all aren't thirsty, you're hungry!" But ohhh did he mess up. Operating on only five hours of precious sleep, his tongue was as tired as his brain, leading him to utter the now godlike word. Y'arn't thirsty, yo--" He faltered before the second half of the sentence, as his feet had already left the floor, and his eyes we're already fraught with tears of laughter and joy. Thank you for listening to my story. Now I applaud you. Use this word to your heart's content. Some may say y'arm't ready, but I think y'are!

Y'arn't ready for this, are you?

by TheOfficialY'arn'tSpeaker February 27, 2019

Arntz Deluxe

A ridiculousy small joint containing the trace amounts of pot leftover on the tray. In loving memory of our dear friend may he rest in peace.

Dude it's not a pinner it's an Arntz Deluxe.

by Trixie Kriewall July 27, 2007

arn't

Redneck slang for an otherwise irritating word to spell its quick, efficient and phonetically spelled the way it sounds

arn't you gonna eat your steak ned?

by SoultoBurn October 22, 2011

arntcha

A more convenient way to say "aren't you," probably used fairly exclusively with babies and small animals.

"Ohhh, look at those little toes! You're adorable, arntcha? Yes you are, yes you are!"

by Amanda and Neil August 20, 2003

arntzville

A noob who couldn't infiltrate the open side of a barn.

Yolanda: I saw an Arntzville tag at Belchertown!

Llewellyn: Impossible. He's still planning his predawn on the Braintree Drive-In.

by Deval's Yooj Cronie April 29, 2011

Keith Arntson

A wannabe jedi knight. Likes to make funny jedi noises and always complains that his homework was fried by dark jedis. Constantly stoned. Pops up in random places and doesnt even know how he got there. Plays too much Star Wars. Possibly follows Jediism.

You: Woah where did you come from.
Keith: Woah how did i get here...

by Stoned Stoner September 17, 2004