Armpit of Texas

Port Arthur, TX. Known as "the armpit of Texas" due to being a rather down-trodden, highly polluted, industrial and depressed town. Port Arthur is in far east Texas, not very far from the Louisiana border.

Janis Joplin was a really cool singer, but she was from Port Arthur, known as the armpit of Texas.

by psara April 26, 2013

Senator Steven Armstrong

Senator Armstrong is a senator that has nanomachines that could've gone pro if he didn't join the navy.

Senator Steven Armstrong is sexy

by sexymf99 July 3, 2022

Jill Armstrong

This is the "mirror image" twin sister of Palmala Handerson. When Palmala Handerson gets tired, you can switch to her twin.

When I get blue balls from this chick tonight, I'm gonna let Jill Armstrong rub me the right way!

by Jarhead2275 June 1, 2017

Armstrong's Law

Similar to Godwin's Law, it states that the longer a conversation about a foreign country continues, the higher the chance an American will bring up the moon landing.

"He's one small step away from Armstrong's Law."

by OHNOTHEYRECOMING December 16, 2015

Armita

Armita is a girl who is very popular. All the boys and girls like to date her or be her friend. She is very sexy and smart. She knows almost everything. She likes art and culture and is a very good artist herself. She likes to daydream. Armita is a very mysterious girl but has lot’s of friends who she loves. Probably a cat person.

A:Wow look at that girl she’s almost perfect.

B:She is perfect, she’s an Armita!

A:Man, I really want to date that girl she’s hell of a girl!
B:Yeah, everyone does. That’s because she’s an Armita

by Candyisland56 April 2, 2020

richard armitage

A very tall, moody actor, best known for his role as Thorin Oakenshield in the Hobbit. Has dreamy blue eyes and a big heart.

Richard Armitage;
Person who meets Richard: wow... I would totally climb that tree.

by 80s girl January 19, 2019

Senator Armstrong

U.S. Sen. Steven Armstrong, the most based politician to ever live. He played college ball at the University of Texas, not some cushy Ivy League school, and he could've gone pro had he not joined the navy. He isn't one of those beltway pansies; he could break the president in two with his bare hands. Don't fuck with this senator!

Senator Armstrong is fuckin' based.

by Darth EEEEEEEEEEEE July 20, 2022