A town in Armonk full of Jews and Italians. Everyone is really wealthy. There is a good school district called Byram Hills. Everyone has at least 2 Apple products and an Instagram. If you don't you are a social outcast. The girls make fun of people if they wear nice clothes and people think they are cool for doing retarted stuff like buying condoms. People also use YOLO way too much and people think they are hipsters if they don't have an iPhone.
by Someone from Armonk January 3, 2013
Get the Armonkmug. A town full located in Westchester County, New York. It is generally full of people who own a bunch of useless items, and drive around in expensive over-sized cars they don't know how to drive. The kids are usually in their own cliques, most of them being Jewish or Italian, wearing clothes that are way over prized ( such as Juicy.) I mean, you could by the same sweat pants are Target but they dont have a cute little "J" printed on them. The kids there usually go to some decent college, spend all of mommy and daddy's money, and never succeed in living a normal fun life because they are all rich and snobby. The mom's are stupid, the dad's are bald and make over six figures, and the pets are small and yippy.
"Oh yeah, look at that girl. She has a J on her pants. She is getting in a huge expensive car, that she wrecked but daddy got fixed. She MUST be from that small, clueless town Armonk."
by special kay; April 26, 2009
Get the Armonkmug. Kids who live in Armonk where 99.9% of the people are fucking rich. 99.9% of the people are spoiled. The kids are overly obsessed with getting straight A+s and if they get an A they become depressed. People care a lot about looks. They spend money on Gucci, Channel, and the list goes on. If you don’t have any of these items you are said to be poor. Parties are very interesting. They are all hook up parties. However that .1% of people are not spoiled. AND some kids are stupid but that’s fine bc they’re rich so they’ll pay their way into a ivy legue school.
by iwanttobefamous June 18, 2019
Get the Armonk kidsmug. A small hamlet full of spoiled stay at home moms on ozempic and entitled rich kids that think they are from the hood, wear ed hardy graphic tees, and think it is cool to hang out by the dumpsters behind the boutique stores in the back of town, colloquially known as the BOT. Kids get whatever they want from their parents and go on lavish vacations they expect from daddy but don't deserve. Kids from Armonk think they are better than everyone else but after moving on after graduating high school, they are faced with the harsh reality that nobody gives a shit about them and are ill-equipped to adjust to no longer being the center of attention.
by .ejrhsbnxmemf June 27, 2025
Get the Armonkmug. A small hamlet full of spoiled stay at home moms on ozempic and entitled rich kids that think they are from the hood, wear ed hardy graphic tees, and think it is cool to hang out by the dumpsters behind the boutique stores in the back of town, colloquially known as the BOT. Kids get whatever they want from their parents and go on lavish vacations they expect from daddy but don't deserve. Kids from Armonk think they are better than everyone else but after moving on after graduating high school, they are faced with the harsh reality that nobody gives a shit about them and are ill-equipped to adjust to no longer being the center of attention.
by .ejrhsbnxmemf June 27, 2025
Get the Armonkmug.