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A town full located in Westchester County, New York. It is generally full of people who own a bunch of useless items, and drive around in expensive over-sized cars they don't know how to drive. The kids are usually in their own cliques, most of them being Jewish or Italian, wearing clothes that are way over prized ( such as Juicy.) I mean, you could by the same sweat pants are Target but they dont have a cute little "J" printed on them. The kids there usually go to some decent college, spend all of mommy and daddy's money, and never succeed in living a normal fun life because they are all rich and snobby. The mom's are stupid, the dad's are bald and make over six figures, and the pets are small and yippy.
"Oh yeah, look at that girl. She has a J on her pants. She is getting in a huge expensive car, that she wrecked but daddy got fixed. She MUST be from that small, clueless town Armonk."
Armonk by special kay; April 26, 2009
a small town in Westchester County, NY renowned for producing per-capita, the largest number of geniuses in the world. (969)
Scientists at CERN, Switzerland are currently building a very large experiment to test the theory that Armonk is actually a pocket-universe of special, extra-dimensional physical laws which explain the 'super-normal' level of mental capacity, good looks and 'joie de' vie' that exists among the population of this extraordinarily beautiful place.
My calculations tell me that Armonk can officially be regarded as 'out-of-this-world'! BTW all the babes have rockin' asses and the dudes are pure muscle.
armonk by RomeoBee September 3, 2016
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A small hamlet full of spoiled stay at home moms on ozempic and entitled rich kids that think they are from the hood, wear ed hardy graphic tees, and think it is cool to hang out by the dumpsters behind the boutique stores in the back of town, colloquially known as the BOT. Kids get whatever they want from their parents and go on lavish vacations they expect from daddy but don't deserve. Kids from Armonk think they are better than everyone else but after moving on after graduating high school, they are faced with the harsh reality that nobody gives a shit about them and are ill-equipped to adjust to no longer being the center of attention.
Look at how skinny that mom is. She must be on ozempic and from Armonk.
Armonk by .ejrhsbnxmemf June 27, 2025
A small hamlet full of spoiled stay at home moms on ozempic and entitled rich kids that think they are from the hood, wear ed hardy graphic tees, and think it is cool to hang out by the dumpsters behind the boutique stores in the back of town, colloquially known as the BOT. Kids get whatever they want from their parents and go on lavish vacations they expect from daddy but don't deserve. Kids from Armonk think they are better than everyone else but after moving on after graduating high school, they are faced with the harsh reality that nobody gives a shit about them and are ill-equipped to adjust to no longer being the center of attention.
Look at how skinny that mom is. She must be on ozempic and be from Armonk.
Armonk by .ejrhsbnxmemf June 27, 2025

Armonk kids 

Kids who live in Armonk where 99.9% of the people are fucking rich. 99.9% of the people are spoiled. The kids are overly obsessed with getting straight A+s and if they get an A they become depressed. People care a lot about looks. They spend money on Gucci, Channel, and the list goes on. If you don’t have any of these items you are said to be poor. Parties are very interesting. They are all hook up parties. However that .1% of people are not spoiled. AND some kids are stupid but that’s fine bc they’re rich so they’ll pay their way into a ivy legue school.
i hate these Armonk kids.
Armonk kids by iwanttobefamous June 18, 2019
An outgoing, intelligent woman who is a joy to be around. The beauty of her name is reflected in her face.
"Armonie is gorgeous!"

"This party is boring. Oh, don't worry, Armonie is here!"
Armonie by Iloveud October 14, 2013
A beautiful girl who is quiet, funny, appears shy, stylish and trendy, down to earth, and easily attach to people
Armoni always got on the latest styles.
Armoni by KierraHunter January 10, 2016