a town where many people who are seemingly dissatisfied with their lives complain about the miseries of surburbia over the internet (e.g. urban dictionary). even though many citizens of this 6,000 population town (or hamlet, to be precise)are not jewish, italian, albanian, extremely wealthy, live in huge houses, and have been doing pot and drinking vodka since the seventh grade, it is assumed that everybody is and does. something which people also fail to realize is that even though armonk is a legend in itself, it's really not that different from towns in the surrounding area, such as scarsdale, chappaqua, and maybe even rye. otherwise, armonk has an exceptional soccer team, so go bobcats!

a really odd town in westchester, new york. it used to be semi-normal. the racial makeup is literally 70% jewish, 25% italian/albanian, and 5% other. if you're christian, then you already don't completely fit in. the girls are generally pretty jappy, think they're special, and are used to getting their own way, and the guys think they're ghetto because they listen to 50 cent. many people are fake. a lot of people are also pretty pathetic when you get down to it, and anything outside their own personal bubble is intense. for example, the girls think blink-182 and afi are hard rock, they're terrified of metallica, and anything harder than that would make them cry to their mommies. if you told the boys that the same bands were cool, they would all listen to them and pretend to like them, and eventually the girls would pretend to like the same bands that originally scared them. nobody seems to be themselves, and if they actually are, then the town is full of nightmares. the majority also spend a ton of money on appearances (abercrombie is armonk's version of hollister, and everybody wears too much makeup), yet nobody is really that good looking.

a very fake place. many people are very superficial, and rather snobby. people have wealth, but little class for the most part. almost everyone is either jewish, italian, or albanian. even the kids are horribly snobby and cliquey. many people who live there hate it there. kids whose parents make 6-figure salaries pretend to be ghetto and do drugs. and you are oh-so-emo/gothic if you don't shop at the westchester/ abercrombie, because come on, that's what clothing is supposed to be (sarcasm).