Aragorn

Kick-ass Ranger from the Lord of the Rings. Made even more of a badass by being played in the movies as Viggo Mortenson.
Aragorn will kill j00.
by Atomic Chainsaw December 24, 2003
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Aragorn

Aragorn, son of Arathorn (quite possibly the coolest name ever) is the rightful heir to the throne of Gondor in J.R.R. Tolkien's "Lord of the Rings" series. He is one of the Dunedain, a subrace of humans blessed with long life. Aragorn is 87 years old when he takes the throne, but he looks like he's about 33. That's how cool he is. In fact, all the chicks love Aragorn more than Legolas. This is scientific proof that Viggo Mortensen, who played Aragorn in The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, is cooler than Orlando Bloom. Aragorn also smokes weed, though just about every character in the story does except pussy Frodo. It is widely believed that Aragorn is the coolest guy in Middle Earth, especially because he got with Liv Tyler.
Every man in the world who knows who Aragorn is wishes to be him.
by Chernorizets Hrabr August 20, 2004
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Aragorne

Female version of the name Aragorn. Typically a blonde from hippie like parents. Likes to laugh not great with big ideas they hurt her head
Dad: Peace and love mann!
Aragorne: hahaha wait whaa?
Mom: never mind dear its over your head

aragorn arie blonde
by BAchick2themax November 16, 2009
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Aragorn

A hydrophobic, greasy-haired, extremely smelly yet hot ranger of the Dunedain. Also heir to Valandil, son of Isildur, son of Elendil, husband of Arwen Undomiel, daughter of Elrond son of Earendil, father of Eldarion, and known pervy hobbit fancier.
Aragorn son of Arathorn son of Aragorn descended from Valandil son of Isildur son of Elendil son of Amandil of Numenor, who is descended from Vardamir son of Elros brother of Elrond son of Earendil, son of Tuor, cousin of Turin and son of Huor son of Galdor son of Hador Lorindol, descended from Amlach son of Imlach son of Marach......
by Darla Washington April 04, 2004
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Aragorn

Is a France/Keltics name. In France it was a royal name. But the name is known fore the lord of the ring caricature Aragorn ho also is a prince ho later became a king.
Look there is prince Aragorn.
by Arra. July 15, 2019
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