4 definitions by six the musical

Anne of Cleves

Ich Bin Anna of Cleves. When King Henry VIII saw her portrait, he was like yasss. But she didn’t look as good as she did in her pic. Funny how we all discuss that but never Henry’s little prick…

You’d better get down, because Anne of Cleves is the queen of the castle, you dirty rascal…

by six the musical March 15, 2022

Katherine Howard

Prick up your ears, she’s the Katherine who lost her head. For her promiscuity outside of wedlock. You better lock up your husbands and sons because K Howard is here and the fun has begun

The only thing you wanna do with Katherine Howard is *smooch ahh…🥴

by six the musical March 15, 2022

Catherine of Aragon

She was married 24 years, she’s a paragon of royalty. Her loyalty is to the Vatican so if you try to dump her, you won’t try that again.

You thought it’d be funny to send Catherine of Aragon to a nunnery, honey there’s no way!

by six the musical March 15, 2022

Jane Seymour

The only one King Henry VIII truly loved, when her son was newly born, she died. But she’s not what she seems or is she? Stick around and you’ll suddenly see more.

You can build her up, you can tear her down, you can try but Jane Seymour is unbreakable

by six the musical March 15, 2022