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Redbank Appetizer Plate

This a sexual act for those who simply can not make up their mind as to which sexual act they would like to begin their sexual liason with. Say you are interested in a Danny Glover or a Cleveland Steamer or an Alaskan Gold Rush or a Mississippi Mohawk, or a Texas Toaster or a Rusty Nutcracking Trombone, or possibly even a West Virginia Hand Puppet. Then what you do is write down all the sexual acts you would even consider allowing to be done to yourself and allow your partner to pick 4 or 5 of them. It is just like a appetizer plate from Applebee's with out all the stomach cramps later.
I was really hoping for a black stallion donkey punch Friday night, but DeeDee told me that she would prefer to do me from the ole Redbank Appetizer Plate.
by sneaky schlonge March 4, 2010
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Appetizer

The tuft of chest hair protruding from a mans slightly unbuttoned dress shirt or v-neck t-shirt.
Wendy was salivating over Jimmys appetizer on display at dinner.
by Sre106 August 20, 2013
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appetizer

A mistress, sidebae, sidehoe, etc.
Bitch, why you wanna be his appetizer when you can be his main course?
by gummiklereb0 June 18, 2019
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existential appetizer

A saying or proverb that stimulates deep thinking but does not satisfy
Professor Nick loved to serve his students existential appetizers in Ethics 101 and they hated him for it
by von groovy March 30, 2019
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shoveling appetizers

When you and your lover go to a place like Applebees and cram the appetizers in each other' s buttcheeks to eat it out later.
The young couple was bored so they decided on a night of shoveling appetizers at the local Applebee's
by silverspoon catcradle November 4, 2016
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Alabama Appetizers

The leftover pieces of food after you poop. Very prevalent after a nice corn dinner or after a tangy orange slice.
“In looking forward to some Alabama appetizers before I go to bed.”
by ScooptyPoop October 15, 2019
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no appetizers just entrees

Skipping that foreplay bullshit (appetizers) and jumping right into sex ( the entree).
Guy 1: Yo man did she blow you before you fucked her?

Guy 2: Nah man, no appetizers just entrees.

Guy 1: What?

Guy 2: Fuck foreplay man, I dove right in and got it
by macmanjeff1992 November 25, 2010
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