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hate-asaurus rex

The extreme version of a hater

Someone who dislikes everything and everyone and constantly voices his criticism of everything/everyone. This person is often angry with others for offending him in some way and his CONSTANT griping will mark him as a "hate-asaurus rex" rather than merely a "hater." Additionally, a hate-asaurus rex typically calls other people "haters" in an effort to disguise his "hater" comments.
Anthony: Stop being mean to me; you are such a hater! Why'd you change..you don't look good in shorts OR skirts! (...and this type of person would keep complaining...)

Gina: Hey! Stop being such a hate-asaurus rex!
by newjerseyhater June 25, 2009
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Sheep-Asaurus

Person who is aboslute in following current trends and fashions, plus maintaining status quo to extreme jurassic proportions.
"My friend, Barry, works in a bank, pays his taxes, loves mainstream Hollywood garbage, and is afraid to exercize his individuality. He is a robotic Sheep-Asaurus!"
by Camboy April 20, 2006
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Ho-asaurus Rex

one who obtains herpes from various sources in various parts of his body and insists on sticking said body parts into food, socks, other people, etc...
Gabe quit leaving your herpes everywhere! you're such a ho-asaurus rex!
by tehpimptastic1 December 28, 2008
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Headbutt-asaurus

Headbutt-asaurus also known as "big ass head" not havingsecond much brain,or alot of space around the small brain.Very Ugly in appearance. Also know to been hit with an Ugly Stick repeatedly. Also known to inflict pain or death by way of headbutting its prey. Headbutt-asaurus may have small feet with large hands, can be female or male or both. They also eat many Burritos & drink lots of coffee. Also tend to write on whatever whenever.
ME-"oh no! here comes a Headbutt-asaurus"!
Headbutt-asaurus (female version) ra ra ra rew!! (in manly voice)
by fknblown August 23, 2011
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Moni-rex-asaurus

A term to define an short girl with a large ass, pig nose and short, stubby arms. She runs like a raptor, and when she stops moving the smell of ass moves in for it's silent but deadly kill. This girl will also have a large, large, gianormous vagina. It will be so large/loose that when you stick 3 fingers to a fist insider her vagina and she will not even know it is there.
Boy: "OMG, Look at that girl with the big ass, short stubby arms, and the pig nose that runs like a raptor."

Girl: "That's a Moni-rex-asaurus"

Boy: "Do you smell ass?"
by Tokin' Gay Dude May 29, 2010
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asaurus

Used to emphasize how absurdly big some thing is, or a feature that dominates someone personality.
"Ginny is a Cuntasaurus rex"
"Oh yeah! The biggest cunt I ever met, and her friend Jill is a Slutasaurus"
"She really likes her men to have a cockasaurus"
by JilltheSlutasaurus March 30, 2012
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Alysaurus Rex

A midget-sized, sarcasm spewing, merp-lipping creature that thrives in cold environments and can be easily tamed with vodka. Earn it’s love and affection by sharing some grass with it. It’s arms might be short, but it makes up for that with sexy dinosaur thighs. An essential creature that SHOULD be present in your life!
That Alysaurus Rex has bootyful thighs! What the bjork?!
by JiyaLikesThighs December 1, 2018
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