AOLing

The process of making something flashier or more flambouyant in appearance, while at the same time greatly reducing quality, function and control. Reducing the usefulness of something by automating in the most useless way possible to make it "easier."

XP, aside from the AOLing MS did to it, really is a decent OS

by Mook December 12, 2003

alkina

a sweet girl who likes ice cream and teddy bears. an alkina is very kind, generous, compassionate, wise and thoughtful of her friends, when you become friends with said person, she’ll change your life completely. she’s funny, impatient, and has anger issues so make sure you don’t upset her otherwise you have chosen death ;)

random guy #1: ive recently been friends with this cute girl who likes ice cream and teddies.
random guy #2: woah you mean an alkina??

by SuperJesse January 6, 2022

chloe alkins

chloe alkins is so beautiful

don’t u just love chloe alkins 🙃

by anonymous.1223 April 23, 2020

Alkina

Alkina refers to someone who is intelligent yet numb person that has no idea what others feel. Always likes to be the center of attention.

"I've heard that there's a new girl in class."

"Oh yeah, she's an Alkina. I saw her earlier and jeez, she really loves attention!"

by Jonathan Machelle December 9, 2020

Alkinog

Eggnog with a touch of alcohol.

Where’s the Alkinog? At Costco.

by SirMassive November 14, 2020

Alkina

Someone with a bright personality and a low sense of humor. Typically the first person in the group who would chuckle a low-hand joke. They're smart but they wear their hearts on their sleeves.

"And he said, 'That was my dad!' "

"AHAHAHAHAHA"

"Typical Alkina, laughs at everything"

by AnonDei June 16, 2021