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Baltimore Antenna

When a paperclip is jammed in the coax input on the back of an LCD TV to pull in local networks over the air.
Ma didn't pay the cable bill so I guess we're using a Baltimore Antenna this month.
by RainKitsune November 6, 2019
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Antenna

Pieces of metal that pick up radio and TV signals.
I get TV with my TV antenna
by a clever ud user December 19, 2009
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Antennagate

Something that happens when you grab a phone the wrong way which screws up your signal. Most prominent occurrence in the iPhone 4 failure.
Steve Jobs says antennagate happens to every phone to shift blame to the whole cellphone industry
by TheMpyr July 20, 2010
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Antennagate

A term Apple CEO Steve Jobs coined that refers to the whole iPhone 4 antenna/reception issues saga that has been seriously blown out of proportions by something known as the Android media. When the certain phone is held in a certain way that bridges the connection of the lower-left iPhone antenna, both signal strength and reception quality is dramatically lost, at an average loss of -24dB.

This issue also happens with every other cell phone ever made, except ignorant companies like HTC, Nokia, and RIM have defended Apple's claim. That's why they ask themselves why their phones aren't the ones people want.
Android owner: "You own an iPhone 4. How are the Antennagate bars going along?"
iPhone owner: "They come and go, but never have I experienced a dropped call since owning it."
Android owner: "That's not what I've been hearing lately from all of this Antennagate."
iPhone owner: "Get your head out of your ass, troll."
by AlnAndr July 23, 2010
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antennagate

A problem that only iPhones currently get. Although Steve Jobs has incorrectly informed customers that the antennagate problem also occurs on other smart phones. The solution to the antennagate problem is to use a case or to cover the area.
Antennagate -- that doesn't seem like a good thing if you can make the bars go down by touching the phone.
by Crazyiom July 20, 2010
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The Antenna

The giant penis of a black man named "Mark McKenna", also known as "Jamal". It is called "The Antenna" because it is so big, it sticks up out of the ground. It is ever expanding, but as it stands, it is 84 miles high, and 12 miles thick. It is used as a tourist attraction, as a giant penis that people have sex with.
Hey, I'm Bored, wanna ride The Antenna? SURE!
by The Antenna Man August 16, 2011
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The Antenna

Something terrible to do to your buddy when he passes out early from drinking too much. You place your balls gently over the bridge of his nose, and let your wang the rest on his face pointing up his forehead making the affect of an "the antenna". Be sure to have another friend take a picture to show the victim in the morning. He'll be pissed!
Hey Chris! Dave passed out again! Quick, give him the antenna!
by Fred and Charlie April 24, 2008
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