Antiques Roadshow

When an elderly woman stands on the side of the road and flashes her tits at the cars driving by.

Trucker: Breaker 19, breaker 19, there’s an antiques roadshow at mile marker 35 on I-290, over!!

by Fagam’s hero December 27, 2019

Antiques Roadblow

A classy, rare, one of a kind blowjob much like an item that would be found on Antiques Roadshow. It is the 15th century Ming Dynasty vase of blowjobs in its one of a kind nature and value. Also, a blowjob from an elderly woman.

I was at the governor's ball and after a meal of foie gras and steak, an incredibly attractive female assistant pulled me to the side and took me to the governor's private bathroom, where i sat on fine porcelain and she gave me an Antiques Roadblow. There was marble and mahogany everywhere, it was real classy.

Also,

Rick: I was at the library of congress last week
Sal: Yeah, how the fuck was that?
Rick: Pretty fuckin' good, the hot librarian took me to the Antiques Roadblow, she said she wanted to polish my musket
Sal: Revolutionary war-themed. That's sounds like a pretty fuckin' classy Antiques Roadblow

by Ichiro Tomlinson May 5, 2010

antiqued

Getting beat up with flour.

Joe got antiqued yesterday.

by k-dizzle February 22, 2004

antiqueing

The act of taking balls of flour and throwing them at a sleeping defenseless victim. This results in extreme discomfort (itchy eyes, rough skin, a pale look, etc.) for the victim but extreme humour for the persecutor.

That idiot Yawn antiqued us at the party...i want to kill him

by Applechunkz February 19, 2004

antiqued

pouring white powder (baby powder) all over someone (preferably their face) and is most commonly done while the person is sleeping.

getting baby powder all over my bed was worth it when my friend woke up and realized she had just been antiqued.

by NekroNightshade December 7, 2011

anique

A very short awesome person. Likes to have fun. Has really good best friends. Really pretty brunette.

Dude: Look at that short beautiful brunette.
Dude2: Must be anique.

by wow look at me February 19, 2011

prison soap antique

(n.) A priceless and fragile antique. The term is used by employers of handlers to remind people that if they drop the ming vase or statue, they get fucked. In the rear. Very hard.

This is a prison soap antique; remember what'll happen if you drop it.

by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006