Ankle Socks

A pair of socks that cover the foot and cut off just above the ankle

Kiersten : Last night me and Jake had sex for hours in our Ankle Socks!
Kaylee : Oh God! Here We Go!!!
Steve : Yeah me and Chad like to fuck in our Ankle Socks too! Sometimes he almost needs A tube sock when were done cause of all the cum he produces!
Kiersten : Oh Good Lord!!!
Kaylee : You just had to talk about your Ankle Socks didn't you!
Kiersten : Im sorry me bad!
Steve : Im pretty sure Chad likes my hot pink Ankle Socks the best cause it usually gives him an instant boner!
Kaylee : That's Enough Steve!
Steve : Then again he might like my regular pink ones the best cause he say's they remind him of Kiersten!
Kiersten : STEVE SHUT THE HELL UP!!!
Steve : Wow Kaylee you sure look cute in your Ankle Socks today! (Wink)
Kaylee : Kiersten im gonna kill you!
Steve : My Ankle Socks kinda smell today since I haven't washed them in weeks!
Kiersten : Don't bother killing me Kaylee im gonna kill myself!

by SlopNChop August 10, 2018

ankle spanker

A man who owns a very large penis.
Or has very short legs and an average sized penis

Mini-me is the owner of an ankle spanker!

by Johnboy January 3, 2005

ankle swingers

When someone wears stupidly short trousers which are supposed to be full length.. that don't cover their shoes when standing up/walking.. and therefore the bottom of them swing around the ankle... showing the ankle/socks..

His trousers were too short they were swinging around the ankle.. someone call the Fashion Police and arrest this man for his ankle swingers

Commonly a result of Butt Munch

by AusMoz October 15, 2009

ankle slasher

People who hide under your car in a parking lot or other parking space with some long sharp object (like a sword) and slash at your ankles to cripple you and then hop out and rob you, or rape you, or take whatever you want, cause you are in pain, and can't move from the ankle injury.

Jeff wanted to rob the poor old lady who was shopping in Wal*Mart, so he hid under her Lamborghini with a sword, and when she walked by, he slashed her ankles, and snatched the purse full of ratchet money. He snatched the ratch, cause you know, if it's ratchet, then you snatch it. He was an ankle slasher.

by Sittin'onAtoilet February 18, 2014

Chilly Ankle Syndrome (CAS)

This is a havoc wrecking syndrome of the non-proper wearing of mid calf socks. CAS (chilly ankle syndrome) is almost always contracted by wearing ankle sock when laxing or playing in another athletic event. To cure your CAS your going to need 50 cc's of black/white nike mid calfs, and a whole bunch of flow.

Guy 1: "look at peter, by god that seems to be the worst case of chilly ankle syndrome (CAS) i have ever seen!"
Guy 2: "someone must help this bro before its to late and get him some mid calfs, stat!"

by TouchAndBro October 22, 2010

ankle spanker

An ankle spanker is a huge penis that, when hard, could possibly rip open a horse. Often steped on by the owners friends.

Brittney!! Get off my ankle spanker!

by Linda December 26, 2004

ankle sharking

when a cat is walking in circles around your feet, usually waiting for food and/or attention, and occasionally rubs up against your ankles/legs with it's face or rear end. Motion is reminiscent of sharks circling their prey.

When I got home Boris was totally ankle sharking me because I forgot to feed him that morning.

by wingnut76 November 30, 2009