Andover Massachusetts

The most affluent suburb north of Boston. Many of of the residents work in the city grossing a average income of $200,000. A popular sought after suburban town gives residents a beautiful downtown area, choice of renown private schools and neighborhoods filled with new construction brick colonials used for filming hollywood movies. With high property taxes and median home values, Andover has become one of the most elite suburbs of Massachusetts.

Jared: Woah beamers, bendz, and bentleys! Where are we?

Jim: We must be in Andover Massachusetts! I see Jennifer Garner filming "The Invention of Lying"

by Andover MA June 5, 2011

Andover

A town in Massachusetts north of Boston. Andover can be known for having a good music scene that many kids don't appreciate, good schools, and a culture of kids who talk about how much they hate this town. Most families are wealthy, some are not. Often there isn't much to do for kids unless they figure something out themselves. But this is the same as pretty much any suburban town across the country. Many kids say they hate living here, even though they know they have it mad easy, but this is because they lack creative thinking skills and are so used to having things handed to them they refuse to take things into their own hands. Other kids figure out things to do and don't complain all the time.

Kid 1 - There's nothing to do in Andover tonight, let's just sit around and complain.

Kid 2 - Well, remember we are all rich and have cars. So let's just find something to do somewhere else...

Kid 1 - That's retarded, I hate this town.

Kid 2 - Ok...

by ...me44554 March 14, 2009

Andover

Andover, as well as being a town in America, is a town in Britain. This town used to be a trading post for London in the eighteenth century. Now it's exactly the bloody same as every other town in the country, with a couple good pubs, a lot of chavs, and a good shit mix of people that are cool and shit. It's a shithole, but it's our shithole.

If you americans think your Andover is shit/amazing, you have no idea how underwhelmed you could be if you just flew over the pond.

Andover? Lol what a shithole.

by Tastytoast April 3, 2011

North andover

North Andover is a pretty boring town, if you're a teenager there's pretty much nothing to do besides go downtown, and thats boring as shit. And you can also go to the youth center, thats probably the most boring place iv ever been to. This town is filled with pot heads, Mostly every kid at The high school. you'll find these kids smoking pot at the over pass, the bridge behind mcdonalds, the park, and many other places. It's also filled with rich bitches. You can find this rich bitches out in the "boonies" as we call it. The "boonies" means in the middle of fucking no where. These houses are around smolacks farm or sargent. Lets talk about North Andover middle school shall we? North Andover middle school is filled with a bunch of immature fucks. Most of the girls wear short shorts that show their ass and low cut shirts that everyone can see their boobs. And all the boys drool all over them and try to have sex with them. The boys wear the same thing everyday, shorts, nike shoes and some nike shirt that says "dont sweat my swag" or "money is my game" and other gay ass sayings. The kids at this school are brutal. And I mean BRUTAL. Your either popular or a loser. That's how this school is. No one gives a shit about who you are or how you feel. So if your planning to move here? Find somewhere else and save yourself from this poor excuse of a town.

Typical North Andover boy: "Oh dude look at her tits! Isn't she hot??? "Yeah you can see right through her shirt!" "She came over to me today and let me touch her tits and she even kissed her friend infront of me!!" "awesome"

by Nunyabusinesskid May 8, 2013

AndyDevDE

roblos developer that hates rtc and is really cool
hates crazy hamburger like wtf??? 😐😔

AndyDevDE is so cool like etf?

by amdstockcooler February 26, 2021

Phillips Academy Andover

The premier private boarding school in the United States. Located in Andover, Massachusetts and founded in 1778, it is both one of the oldest and most prestigious schools in existence. Phillips Academy offers a four year high school education with both boarding and day students. Its student body is more diverse culturally, ethnically, religiously, economically and socially than most colleges in the US. Phillips Academy is respected as one of the best educations available, and two US presidents (George H W Bush and George W Bush) are alumni.

Phillips Academy Andover is superior to exeter in every capacity.

by Don Juan April 16, 2005

Andover High

A school where the students enjoy jizzing on cookies and force innocent freshman to eat them. Andover high jokes are very common in the New England area now. Such references as "Ookie Cookie" and "Soggy Cookie" are very common.

"I hear Andover high is serving Double-stuffed oreos now"

by longschlongmcgangbang December 15, 2011