analisis

A cancerous and incorrect way of saying analysis

"Time to put my analisis skills to the test!"
"you mean analysis?"
"No. Analisis . Correct yourself."

by Because we're retarded May 26, 2017

analinguist

Someone who enjoys cramming their tongue into an anus any chance they get

Rene has become a real analinguist lately having licked out all the guys asses at the cheese plant

by Dumbdork April 20, 2014

Analitis

Inflammation of the anus.

I got a bad case of analitis.

I went to the doctor for some butt pain and he confirmed that I've come down with a bad case of analitis.

Mike: Hey, remember when we mooned Lisa last week?

Tony: Yes.

Mike: She later told me that your anus didn't look to healthy.

Tony: Ya, I've got a bad case of analitis.

by la the bright man March 20, 2010

analicity

A personal characteristic of being anal.

God blessed me with analicity; all "i"s are dotted, all "T"s are crossed.

by TinaP February 11, 2009

analightenment

When anal exploration brings you closer to spiritual enlightenment.

"Our anal adventures will bring us closer to analightenment" - Pook

by Cheyena May 13, 2016

Analgeist

When you suddenly become aware that everyone you know is having anal sex, including you.

"So Mark and I were doing anal last night and––"
"Wait. You're into anal?"
"Yeah! I decided to give it another try!"
"Me too!"
"Me three!"
"Me four!"
"Whoa. It's in the analgeist."

by Little Walnut January 9, 2017

analist

A person who is so focused with rules, and the way things "should be", that they show no common sense, and becomes an annoyance to all.

Sid: "Linda adheres to the 'No alcohol in the cabin' rule, even on New Year's Eve!"
Laura: "She's a true analist."

by gm49 October 30, 2008