ambidickstrous

Able to use both hands equally well when performing masturbation.

One who is ambidickstrous is able to Choke the chicken with the right hand while in the shower or spank the monkey with left the hand while on the computer, thus freeing your right hand to use the mouse. Plus it's like knowing two ladies.

by CurrentSea July 7, 2010

Ambidickstrous

Being able to use the right and left hands equally well when handling a dick

My girlfriend was ambidickstrous, meaning she could finagle a dick with either hand

by ethant35 February 24, 2019

ambisinistrous

Equally bad at something with both hands.

I'm ambisinistrous at Wii bowling; I suck on both sides.

by Hardcore Poser May 4, 2009

AmbiDirkstrous

This is Dirk Nowitzki's new nickname. He's the only person to ever win games in the NBA finals with his left hand and his right hand.

The Miami Heat didn't know which way he was going, because Dirk went ambiDirkstrous on them.

by bing's wai June 18, 2011

Ambidickstrous

When a man has the ability to masturbate with either hand.

My right arm is in a cast but it's okay I'm ambidickstrous.

by Gonzo Writer August 11, 2016

ambiwankstrous

when a person has the ability to make himself reach a sexual climax using either of his hands.

my friend made this word up.. I think hes nuts...

I am ambiwankstrous so if one wrist is too sore, I can just change over.

by Sir_FireStorm June 26, 2004

Ambidickstrous

When a person can give hand-jobs with either hand proficiently; simultaneously or individually. Bi-talented, skilled with either hand.

Mandi is Ambidickstrous. she got us both off simultaneously! cheers!

by dirtycracker77 May 17, 2016