Nissan Altima

The Nissan Altima is a mid-size car that has been manufactured by Nissan since 1992. It is a continuation of the Nissan Bluebird line, which began in 1955.

1st gen 1993–1997
2nd 1997 – July 2001
3rd 2001 – 2006
4th gen2007–2012 (sedan)

2008–2013 (coupe)

5th gen 2012 – 2018
2013–2020 (outside North America and China)

6th gen August 2018 to present.

Now for the real definition,

Nissan Altima , a car owned and driven
By a lot of 304's & baby momma's.

You can't knock their vehicle though
Atleast they ain't walking or taking

The Bus but 9 times outta 10 if a female

Owns one of these she's likely a 304 or

Baby momma.

Nissan Altima , the prefered choice of car

By 304's and baby momma's alike .

by Blu_leef January 19, 2023

nissan altima

The quintessential baby momma car. Usually driven by a black baby momma with a son named Ayden who was most likely conceived in that car. Preaches about not needing a man and how she has it all together but is ran through. She then proceeds to fuck up her and her sons life for a guy who doesn’t even own a car and uses her to bum cigarette money.

“Damn bro I think she’s the one.”

“Dude she drives a nissan altima. She’s not your girl, it’s just your turn.”

by Mirgdorl June 21, 2022

Alimony

The fucking you get for the fucking you got.

"I'd leave the worthless, no-hummer givin' bitch, but the alimony would kill me."

by Anonymous March 14, 2003

Altitooties

An increase in farts, flatulence, or gas caused by extended periods of stay at high altitudes.

Dang! All this time spent up here skiing in the mountains has really given Uncle Chad the altitooties! Fart Flatulence Altitude Gas

by kjord June 13, 2016

alimon

The name for one who dates his sister

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

Alimony

A monthly payment Men are forced to pay to their Wife's for the pass used of their Vagina.

Also known as vaginamoney.

One of the MANY REASONS why a man NOT get MARRIED to a WESTERN WOMAN.

Bob divorced that cheating slut but he was still forced to pay alimony to that bitch.

by Kunzy D January 6, 2012

Altima

The midsize Nissan sedan favored by Mexicans in LA as the most stylish, impressive ride that one can have. Similar to black people with older Cadillacs, Mexicans turn these moderately priced family sedans into show cars, with flashy rims, illegal tints, and RIP Lupe *Baby Angelita* Lopez 1983-2007 decals on the back window.

"Eyy, Marysol's been hating on me ever since I got my Altima. I mean, yeah, I gots moon roof and leather, but I'm still Carlita from the block!"

by carlitafromtheblock July 29, 2009