Allessandro

Usually a very very very goodlooking straight gentleman that has great taste in women. He has a crazy side to him but only shows it infront of true friends. Has great style, is hilarious, amazing, caring, sweet and will make you smile. You will always have a good time with a allessandro. Usually has blue eyes, and dark blonde hair. He cares too much of what people think and tries to please everyone. If you find yourself being crushed on by a allessandro consider yourself lucky because he will treat you with the most respect and care unlike anyone else would. He will never stop trying to make you smile and he will always be there for you no matter what. He is a gentlemen, he asks you how your day was, holds the door open for you, and always treats you with respect. So if you have a Sandro, he is a keeper and don’t let him go.

Guy: I wish I was an allesandro

Girl: I want to be with allessandro.

by Allessandro May 29, 2018

Alness breed

Some of the biggest shitebags sour faced and speaks a load of shite as facts

Person1: Aww ya see that tink over there
Person2: Yeah man lies threw his teeth manky bastard
Person1: Thats an Alness breed that

by MCDrizzleCake March 4, 2019

alness academy

a shit hole school full of neds and bams Brandon is the biggest one of all. Apart from almost falling apart and shite, un-educated teachers, it is one of the worst schools in the highlands of Scotland.
also known as a heap of shite.

"I've never been to prison, but I've been to alness academy so it's basically the same."
"Check out that shit hole, it's nearly an Alness Academy!"

by The Highland Shrek December 10, 2017

allessio

a big fat fucking nerd

allessio your so gay

by bigblacksexyman69420 September 14, 2021