alcopop

an unsatisfactory shag while still drunk the next day or hungover. Can also be performed on own. leaves you feeling worse than ever and in need of another drink! best performed with a stranger.

Even after having an 'alcopop' I still felt crap.

by tadge72 April 24, 2010

alcopop

A fruity flavoued alcoholic beverage consumed by women and females. Also known as bitch piss. Consumed in vast quantities by 15-yr old girls with way to much make up and nowhere near enough clothing.

"What ARE you drinking? Not another alcopop! Go get a real drink!"

by Jack May 25, 2003

alcopops

See poof juice. Alcoholic beverages (c. 5% alc) such as Barcadi Breezers.

-"Hahaha. Pissed on the poof juice again!?"
-"Erm, no. These are alcopops and they are strong shit."
-"Haha. Whatever!"

by brendan September 7, 2004

alcopopic

a person who is addicted to alco pops.

person 1: "woooah you're such an alcopopic!"

person 2: "no way man, i just really like alcopops"

person 1: "whateverrrr"

by kay johanna October 3, 2007

alcopop pussy

A teenage chavette with low self esteem.Who,in order to fit in lets small groups of chav-lads play with her pussy while she gets 'free' alcopops/lager as a sweetner.

" That chavette on the park was playing hard to get last night.But as soon as we offered her some alcopops she just lay back on the grass(drinking away)while the 'cru' took it in turns to play with her pussy".
"She thought she was being a real 'pimpette' but she's just an alcopop pussy".

by CHAVLOSERS December 9, 2008

alcopops

An extremely sugary drink containing artificial fruit flavouring and alcohol specially designed by the manufacturers to cause tooth decay, obesity and type 2 diabetes.

Look at that fatty with brown teeth...far too many alcopops.

by Barseflips December 7, 2006

alcopops

Your alcoholic father

Hey man, where'd you get the black eye? Did your alcopops hit you again?

by zapple December 7, 2006