Alchoholic fountain

When you buttchug a litre of fireball whiskey then procede to have rough anal sex forcing the alchohol to squirt out of the anus, you then drink the squirting whiskey like a drinking fountain.

Me and the boys got a bit rowdy on the weekend and popped a cheaky alchoholic fountain

by Penisinjakeslittlebum June 21, 2021

alchohol

the cause of, and solution to all of life's problems.

when consumed on a regular basis alchohol causes mental and physical problems. Alchohol is a way for people to get away from and forget these problems.

by homer simpson March 19, 2005

alcohalitosis

The horrible bad breath that comes the morning after a night of too much drinking.

Man: "Mfgrmblgrhrhm, good morning >yawn<"
Woman: "OH dear LORD that alcohalitosis stinks so bad I am going to be sick."

by E^J April 1, 2010

alchocall

The call that you receive from a very drunk person, usually to tell you how much they love you, or often, to go fuck yourself. Rarely remembered by the alchocaller the next day.

Rodney's alchocalls to Sylvia after many many beers on bowling night were the only way he could share his true feelings.

by wkjbear April 13, 2010

alchoholed

drunk

I was so alchoholed last night.

by hanna.ramma December 12, 2019

alchoholic

A person, like a any other drug addict, who cannot enjoy life without addictive chemicals.

When your housemate only gets out of bed on weekends to go out drinking and is otherwise a sullen sap. Someone whose happiest moments revolve around alchohol or being drunk.

by Jock January 7, 2005

Alchohol virginity

The period when you dont drink alchohol.
"I lost my alchohol virginity on wine"

"I lost my alchohol virginity on wine"

by Hecknfrick May 27, 2019