alchocall

The call that you receive from a very drunk person, usually to tell you how much they love you, or often, to go fuck yourself. Rarely remembered by the alchocaller the next day.

Rodney's alchocalls to Sylvia after many many beers on bowling night were the only way he could share his true feelings.

by wkjbear April 13, 2010

Alcowall

A collection of empty liquor bottles and few beer cans arranged on a wall or shelf, a testament as to how much was drank and how bauss you are

A common sight in college dorm rooms and apartments.

Young Blood: Hey can you put my Smirnoff Ice on our collection?
Baby Face: That''s Pussy shit, but yeah I'll put it on the Alcowall
Young Blood: Yeah "Alcowall" that's a good one!

by BabyfaceO March 23, 2013

Alcocall

a phone call made deliberately for the purpose of obtaining alcohol. These calls are usually odd and made by unsuspecting friends that don't associate with the called much beyond when they need something.

Jeremy: "Hey what's up Ned. How are things?"
Ned: "Ahh Jeremy, pretty good. Things are fine for me. How are you buddy, i haven't talked to you in like 2 months."
Jeremy: "I'm good, I'm good. Hey man... ah do you think you can...say...get me some stuff for tonight."
Ned: *hangs up phone* "Damn alcocalls"

by The69person June 18, 2009

alcoballs

Having your balls grow 10x larger by consuming an excessive amount of alcohol.

* Steve thought he could fuck up anyone at the bar due to his alcoballs.
* Steve's alcoballs couldn't help him when the whole bar jumped him.
* Steve needed alcoballs to talk to the pretty blonde by the bar.

by Nas Nasir October 22, 2008

Alcowall

The imaginary force field (wall) you hit when you are on your third day straight of drinking and no amount of alcohol seems to have any effect

Dude, can you finish my grigio, I've hit my alcowall

by Fitty Fishy July 4, 2022

alchohal

A common misspelling of alcohol, frequently made in LiveJournals and MySpace picture captions by minors who had a couple beers and a shot of Bacardi at a party one time.

Random internet user: "mmm...alchohal=loveeeeeee"

by John WK May 29, 2007

Alchocallic

A person who routinely gets very drunk, then starts calling everyone in their phone book. This call is usually very late at night or early in the morning, and not remebered by the alchocaller.

Sylvia called all the way to the "P's" in her cell phone contact list before she passed out. I'm afraid she may be an alchocallic.

by mzlizz April 13, 2010