alchocall
The call that you receive from a very drunk person, usually to tell you how much they love you, or often, to go fuck yourself. Rarely remembered by the alchocaller the next day.
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Alcowall
A collection of empty liquor bottles and few beer cans arranged on a wall or shelf, a testament as to how much was drank and how bauss you are
A common sight in college dorm rooms and apartments.
A common sight in college dorm rooms and apartments.
Young Blood: Hey can you put my Smirnoff Ice on our collection?
Baby Face: That''s Pussy shit, but yeah I'll put it on the Alcowall
Young Blood: Yeah "Alcowall" that's a good one!
Baby Face: That''s Pussy shit, but yeah I'll put it on the Alcowall
Young Blood: Yeah "Alcowall" that's a good one!
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Alcocall
a phone call made deliberately for the purpose of obtaining alcohol. These calls are usually odd and made by unsuspecting friends that don't associate with the called much beyond when they need something.
Jeremy: "Hey what's up Ned. How are things?"
Ned: "Ahh Jeremy, pretty good. Things are fine for me. How are you buddy, i haven't talked to you in like 2 months."
Jeremy: "I'm good, I'm good. Hey man... ah do you think you can...say...get me some stuff for tonight."
Ned: *hangs up phone* "Damn alcocalls"
Ned: "Ahh Jeremy, pretty good. Things are fine for me. How are you buddy, i haven't talked to you in like 2 months."
Jeremy: "I'm good, I'm good. Hey man... ah do you think you can...say...get me some stuff for tonight."
Ned: *hangs up phone* "Damn alcocalls"
Alcocall by The69person June 18, 2009
Alcowall
The imaginary force field (wall) you hit when you are on your third day straight of drinking and no amount of alcohol seems to have any effect
Alcowall by Fitty Fishy July 4, 2022
Alchocallic
A person who routinely gets very drunk, then starts calling everyone in their phone book. This call is usually very late at night or early in the morning, and not remebered by the alchocaller.
Sylvia called all the way to the "P's" in her cell phone contact list before she passed out. I'm afraid she may be an alchocallic.
Alchocallic by mzlizz April 13, 2010
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