The Akron hammer

Lebrons dick

Guy 1. did you see the Akron hammer got leaked
Guy 2. What??

by Pe do file June 8, 2022

Akron Hammer

A hammer purchased at a local Home Depot in Ohio.

I was building a birdhouse so I needed to buy an Akron Hammer.

by San Diego Wes November 11, 2009

Akron Hammer

One of the worst nicknames of all time, unfairly given to Lebron James by Sports Nation's Michelle Beadle

Guy 1: "Hey bro, you see the Akron Hammer's dunk last night?"

Guy 2: "Who?"

by Supercoolryan December 28, 2009

The Akron Hammer

The greatest basketball player ever to play in the category of those that will finish their careers HAVING NEVER WON ONE RING.

Mark: Dude, LeBron is lighting it up tonight.

Jon: I know it dude, it's just too bad THE AKRON HAMMER always chokes in the playoffs, and blames it on everyone but won't take the blame himself. He will not even shake hands after he loses because he is an awful sore loser, Mark.

by The Judge123 November 11, 2009

The Akron Hammer (verb)

Verb can also be a noun
A sexual move:
in which you cum in a girls then you punch her in the stomach. you punch her in the stomach to prevent her from getting pregnant.

can also be done after oral sex.

Last night my girlfriend asked me to do The Akron Hammer (verb), so now i have to dump her, cause she is crazy

by King HAMMER December 25, 2009