agoraphobia 

1. The fear of people with the name Gore. this is especially Al Gore (The guy from Al Gore's Global Warning)

2. The fear of the Outside This is mainly seen with Drugees and EMO's

Guy 1: I have a real agoraphobia
Guy 2: Yeah i Know Al Gore is a scary son of a *****
Guy 1: No dumb ass I'm afraid of the outside
Guy 2: Bye, i dont Hang out with Freaking EMOs

agoraphobia by Mobmaster December 27, 2007

agoraphobia 

fear of Viagra!
It's a sixth sense.

Sam walks into room filled with men
Sam: It feels different in here, is there Viagra?
Brandon: Yes, you have agoraphobia?
Sam: AHHHHHHHH, I'M AGORAPHOBIC!!!!!!!
Sam leaves room because of fear of Viagra.

agoraphobia by Exquanch March 16, 2025

agoraphobia 

The fear of Viagra.
It's almost like a sixth sense.

Sam enters room filled with boys.
Sam: Hey guys, it seems a bit off in here, what's going on?
Brandon: Yo we just got Viagra!
Sam: AHHHHHH, I have agoraphobia!!!!!
Brandon: Huh?
Sam sprints out of room frightened

agoraphobia by Exquanch March 17, 2025

Agoraphobia 

Agoraphobia; noun. ag· o· ra· pho· bia. extreme or irrational fear of being in situations you can't escape from because life doesn't like you

"why you scared?"
"agoraphobia, dude, life sucks"

Agoraphobia by Shulks_is_the_HOLYCOW September 22, 2025

Grand Theft Agoraphobia

When your agoraphobia is so severe that you can navigate your way around easier in GTA than the city you live in irl.

Mark: "Hey, I'm catching a flight on saturday, do you think you could take me to the airport?"

Carl: "Sorry man, I've never been that far from home. I could've taken you if we were living in Las Venturas."

Mark: "That's a game..."

Carl: "Yeah.... but my Grand Theft Agoraphobia you know..."

Grand Theft Agoraphobia by Grove Street Green September 29, 2010

Outbox Agoraphobia

Outbox Agoraphobia is an anxiety disorder suffered by text messages. Much like the human equivalent, agoraphobia, outbox agoraphobia is where the text message suffers from panic attacks in the public, and so decides it best to stay in the relative safety of the outbox.
The condition is most commonly caused by lack of mobile reception and/or lack of mobile credit.
Side effects of the disorder include anxiety of the phone owner themself as they don't recieve a reply, and then annoyance as they realize the text is still sitting in their outbox ready to resend an hour later.

text conversation:
17.31-Phoebe: What time is the table booked for? x
18.26-Phoebe: James? What time is it booked for? x
18.27-James: Oh sorry! It was for 6pm, I thought you were late, I sent you a reply earlier but it had outbox agoraphobia! x

Outbox Agoraphobia by fluorescent June 22, 2009

agoraphilia 

Sexual arousal derived from open spaces or having sex in public.

Agoraphilia is illegal in most areas.

agoraphilia by Beatle_Babe October 24, 2008