Shush-Agora-Phobia

Shush-Agora-Phobia is the Fear of being *Shushed* in wide open spaces. Also referred to as a SAP.

"Hey you... Shhhhh...."

.....Silence.....

Suddenly the Shush-ee realizes that the Shush-er has been Shushed in a wide open space and thus Shush-Agora-Phobia takes over and the subject Shush-ee impulsively starts random fires as a form of coping mechanism.

"ARRRAAAAAGH!!! HE'S BURNING IT ALL DOWN!! LOOKOUT ITS ONE OF THEM SAPS!! RUN!!