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AfterDark

An account on a social network dedicated to the steamier or more controversial side of a better-known blogger/tweeter/poster. As opposed to one's public ("Daytime") accounts, AfterDark accounts are usually non-public, NSFW, and require a request to be added before these are visible. This keeps the content out of the boss' / public's / spouse's / lover's eye. The name alludes to what goes on outside of work, traditionally at night, such as sex or partying. Some AfterDark accounts include the words "AfterDark" in the username, while others use different or obscure names so that the true owner will not recognizable to strangers, but clear to anyone who knows him/her.

Some believe the name is also a reference to the After Dark screensaver, an early computer program of the same name introduced in 1989, that displayed moving images to prevent a static image from burning dark spots into the phospor of screen display tubes during idle times (nowadays, the term "screen saver" makes no sense for LED or LED-backlit displays).
His afterdark Twitter profile says "The private life of a certain spotted cat. Very NSFW. If you know who this is, and I know you, DM me and I'll add you."
by spottacus August 11, 2012
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Aftertoke

To engage in smoking a cigarette immediately following any smoking of marijuana.
Okay dude, roach it.. It's time for an aftertoke.
by ClarkeKentIsCrunk January 24, 2007
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BBM Afterdark

a bbm group or groups that are dedicated to sexual talk and picture trading after night fall. You can often find these group invitations on various social media sites such as twitter facebook etc... you might find also bbm groups like @bbm_match or @bbm_sexies in dedicated to exchanging bbm pins for finding bbm afterdark friends.
I'm horny who is ready for some bbm afterdark nasty talk?

Cum join my bbm afterdark group
by Jump off city October 20, 2011
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aftermorevenooning

The world's favourite time-independent greeting.
Teacher: "Good aftermorevenooning, everyone!"
Children: "Good aftermorevenooning, Mister Sucklebutton!"
by Malum malum March 25, 2010
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Optimized weekday after-work game plan

Recent studies show that after leaving your 9-5, the most optimal way to spend your evening is eating Chipotle and getting a blowjob. This is statistically shown to increase levels of serotonin, endorphins, dopamine, and oxytocin.
Person 1 - Hey man, are you executing the optimized weekday after-work game plan?
Person 2 - Of course brother. I'm picking up 2 orders of chipotle at 6. Girlfriend is coming over at 6:30!
by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020
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Aftermorrow

A much needed word in the English language, meaning "The day after tomorrow."
I don't have work until aftermorrow!
by TheTallyhoer February 20, 2012
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After work detention

Similar to a detention in the fact that you are kept behind after finishing time,its a way for large multi national companies to hold employee's behind for working too quickly/hard and finishing early , usually involves some kind of team building excercise or pointless tidying up and painting .
Employee 1 " awesome were doing really well today i'll easily make it home in time to watch the game tonight"

Employee 2 " I doubt it! the boss has just given us an After work detention "
by Not a chance man March 19, 2008
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