Aftershave Shooters

Everybody needs a shooter that's why they make aftershave in so many colours. No other easier way to buy alcohol.

Why do they make aftershave in so many colours? So the poor(homeless) can have aftershave shooters.

by slightly sarcastic December 30, 2010

afterscape

The physical lay of the world which exists after a nuclear attack; what remains after sucy an attack. Modeled on "landscape" and "cityscape".

Colbert advertized sheep and rocks for helping us navigate the afterscape of the North Korean aggressions.

by krtfranks August 12, 2017

Musty Aftershave

After a man has freshly shaved his genital area, a woman (usually of older age) goes down on him with a lit cigarette in her mouth.

Guy 1: "Hey man, what did you do yesterday?"

Guy 2: "Not much. Your aunt Rosie gave me a musty aftershave at the motel downtown."

by SOCIALISTdonut June 8, 2017

Aftershat

Opposite of Aftersnack. Except tastes like ass.

"Brrrraaaaaaaaaappppppp." OMG that was gross! I just had an aftershat after eating all that shitty Mcdonalds!

by J.J Walker's Penis February 1, 2009

Aftershart

When a violent fart scares you so badly that you shit you pants

Following the trauma of a particularly harzardous and lengthy fart, Greg was caught off guard by the sheer force of a resounding and messy aftershart.

by Thesneakywordsmith January 2, 2019

aftershart

Shortly after taking a massive shit you get the urge to shit again, and it feels huge and takes great effort but only the size of a grape.

After taking massive shit i ran back to the bathroom for an aftershart

by ShartLorde August 30, 2015

Aftershave

Amyl nitrate, better known as poppers. Popular amongst ravers, teenagers and the gay community.

"Hey dude, did you bring the aftershave?"
"Ohhh, wowwww tehehehe!"

by T-C March 30, 2007