Afterpaste

The horrendous taste that fills one's mouth when trying to drink or eat things after brushing one's teeth.

Dang! I tried to drink a nice cold glass of Apple Juice, but I just brushed my teeth, so it was ruined by a horrible afterpaste.

by JoeyJoker June 18, 2011

aftermath

the latter time of an event, Usually involving its consequences.

news reporter: The "aftermath" of this party seems to consist of two injured persons, a wrecked house, and raging parents.

by foodnut December 14, 2010

Aftermath Steam Bath

This is when you are taking a hot steamy shower and your roommate or significant other comes in a takes a big steamy dump.

Now the shit and fart molecules are now mixed in with the steam from the hot shower.

Sorry I have to give you an Aftermath Steam Bath babe but I just can’t wait. The next place we get will have 2 bathrooms or at least a bath and a half.

by Blake Dremmel February 12, 2008

aftermac

after you've eaten a mcdonalds meal and you feel proper sick.

i just had 3 big macs, i've got insane aftermac

by zane overkill March 21, 2007

Aftermath

Record label created by Dr. Dre in 1996. Current artists include Eminem, 50 Cent.

Aftermath just signed Stat Quo.

by crc1 April 19, 2006

April Aftermath

The final games of the NCAA tournament (aka March Madness/Final Four) which occur in the month of April.

March Madness is almost over and my brackets are a disaster

Yeah, but you still have the April Aftermath to look forward to. The Final Four should be a great one.

by yes2research March 20, 2011

afterpiss

the piss used to clear the penal shaft of cum or shit after sex or jerking off. a woman may use the same method after a deposit in her forward hole.

during the afterpiss I hit the toilet tank with a cum/piss mixture due to a semi and the fact it took a moment to figure the combination pressure-to-backsteps ratio needed to ark the fluid into the bowl.

by the mac al March 4, 2006