by Advice420 May 14, 2019
Yeah bro she gave me some great "advice" last night.
Hey I really need some "advice" right about now.
Hey I really need some "advice" right about now.
by LimeInfinity September 10, 2010
Ad-vi-ces ( old Latin word)
Mostly used as to counsel someone; or warn someone
( The people were given advices on how to swim)
Mostly used as to counsel someone; or warn someone
( The people were given advices on how to swim)
by User Not Known October 22, 2015
A (usually quite arrogant, hypocritical and narcissistic) person who feels compelled to give other people tons of personal advice and perhaps even detailed instructions on how to live their lives. This person is always never in any sort of position to actually give advice, being almost defined by their poor choices and often barely functional or even dysfunctional in their own lives.
My friend Michael the Advice Monkey won't shut the fuck up with his advice on health and street smarts; he's also on several antidepressants and lives in a Section 8 apartment with his cat.
by ShinCookie August 04, 2016
A person who goes to another person for help and gets thoughtful feedback, but then proceeds to ask every other person they know anyway.
Advice Slut: Hey, can you help with my fantasy lineup for next week?
Friend 1: Hey! I just helped you with your lineup an hour ago!
Friend 2: God, you are such an advice slut.
Friend 1: Hey! I just helped you with your lineup an hour ago!
Friend 2: God, you are such an advice slut.
by aciduniform October 20, 2015
Person: you should let your hair grow out it’ll make you more attractive.
Me: I don’t need your unsolicited advice.
Me: I don’t need your unsolicited advice.
by RealBitch12341234 April 30, 2018
The head of a labrador puppy on a rainbow background that gives advice to people. A properly constructed advicedog consists of 2 short phrases one on top and one on the bottom.
Abuse Kittens
(Dog Head)
Blame your neighbors
As you can see Advice dog's pool of knowledge is endless.
(Dog Head)
Blame your neighbors
As you can see Advice dog's pool of knowledge is endless.
by Sinrai July 11, 2008