as advertised

Someone or something living up to its potential and hype.

The Trojan condom is as advertised.

by DaKing007 January 27, 2009

Advertising

The tool of the devil.

Advertisers are in leauge with the devil, I tells ya!

by rnr January 7, 2005

Advertising

The injection of image into an item the utility of which is too ineffectual to create a customer base.

Drivers wanted, just do it, fair and balanced, welcome to flavor country, i'm loving it.

by Louieman November 30, 2004

Advertising

The one thing we depend on, the one thing we wish to death.

Advertising is in your home, roads, cities, home pages, email account, mmorpg, car, brain, TV, shoes, kitty, backyard, stores, bed, school, and it's also there when you die and go to wherever you are destined to lay.

by Dr. Clash October 20, 2007

Advertisements

YOU CAN'T SPELL ADVERTISEMENTS WITHOUT SEMEN BETWEEN THE TITS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Person 1: "Wanna hear a joke?"
Person 2: "Sure, why not?"
Person 1: "Did you know that you can't spell advertisements without semen between the tits?"
Person 2: "What the fuck? No way!"

Person 1: "Spell it out if you don't believe me."

Person 2: *spells out advertisements* "Holy shit you weren't kidding."

by BiggThiccDiccBilly May 28, 2018

advertising

when the tag on your clothing sticks out, showing the brand of the article of clothing

"Wait hun, you're advertising"

by *aShLEe* September 8, 2008

advertise

In poker, to make a loose play with the intent of looking like a loose player, thus inducing extra action from your opponents later.

Jose Contreras: Wow, I'm calling that motherfucker from now on, he's playing with garbage.
Bruce Lee: He's just advertising you dumb fuck, Johnny is usually tigher than a mouse.

by benny b from the bronx February 21, 2005