Adjustin' Bieber

- Adjustin' Bieber - When a certain singing sensation feels the need to grab himself.

As I saw the video for 'Baby', I saw an Adjustin' Bieber grab himself "One Time"

by Tylercee April 5, 2010

Adjustment

That's one thing a man does if you ever see his hands reaching the crotch area.

Especially when wearing jeans, adjustment is necessary. A man will never be comfortable until proper adjustment is made, i.e. the penis is not in a good position.

Directions:
1. Swiftly move your hands to the crotch area.
2. Push your penis from the sides.
3. Once you reach a good resting position, your penis should be comfortable.

P.S. This is especially important if one has a mooseknuckle

*man grabs his crotch*
Woman: What are you doing?!
Man: Adjustment.

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Woman: Are you masturbating?
Man: Adjustment. Hey you just looked at my penis llololololol!!!11!!oneone!!!!!!!!!eleven!!

by Abdurrahman January 14, 2009

adjusticle

Adjusting your scrotum, testicles, balls, whatever name you wanna give em.

His balls were so sweaty he needed an adjusticle.

by Rawwr May 5, 2006

percussion adjustment

repeatedly beating something with either your fists, wrench, baseball bat, etc. until it works, or refuses to work.

My alarm clock wouldn't stop beeping, so i gave it a percussion adjustment and it stopped.

by k-man117 August 19, 2009

Attitude Adjuster

A special local drink served at a campsite bar in Venice, Italy called Fusina Bar. It has been known to cause a loss of clothing and innocence.

It contails 2 shots of Rum, 2 shots of Vodka, 2 shots of Gin, a shot of Tequila and is topped up with a Bacardi Breezer. Served in a pint glass with ice.

Man, we went on Contiki tour, ended up with attitude adjuster...I don't even know her name!

by jmachoff July 3, 2008

adjustibation

the act of ajusting ones genitals to optimize comfort

excuse my hand, i must adjustibate

by Space Cowboy March 6, 2003

The Adjustment Bureau

A synonym for a male hand because of it's tendency to find its way down a male's pants in order to adjust the position of the penis and scrotum.

Since I am at a formal party i will go to the bathroom in order to use The Adjustment Bureau to make my privates more comfortable

by praytobestrongermen November 26, 2011