An acecel is a self described asexual who is, in actuality, an incel or a volcel and are living a life of cope and larp. Usually caused by low testosterone.
That guy wants a gf but he is too much of a pussy to talk to girls so he larps as an asexual. Total acecel bro!
by Stopmeming April 9, 2022
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Unlike most modern terrorists, he was born in China, not the Middle East, and has apparently no religious denomination.
He has somehow been reanimated by Jeff Dunham for use in his ventriloquist routine where he has preformed some of the greatest Christmas carols of all time - Such as: SILENCE! Night, Bin Laden is Coming to Town, Oh Holy Crap, and Jingle Bombs.
Unlike most modern terrorists, he was born in China, not the Middle East, and has apparently no religious denomination.
He has somehow been reanimated by Jeff Dunham for use in his ventriloquist routine where he has preformed some of the greatest Christmas carols of all time - Such as: SILENCE! Night, Bin Laden is Coming to Town, Oh Holy Crap, and Jingle Bombs.
by Blarg Fetus Spleen June 10, 2008
Get the Achmed mug.Company Wile E. Coyote always ordered his equipment from, usually with disasterous results. Now in use to denote a shoddy, cheap, or inferior product, the use of which will probably lead to certain doom.
We needed a professional welder, but all we had was Doug and his Acme set.
My drums were stolen, so I'm getting by with this Acme set.
The good news is, they finished my x-rays; the bad news is, I think I saw 'Acme' on the side of the machine.
(Squinting at footage of the shuttle blowing up) Wait... I see... a... c... m... e...
My drums were stolen, so I'm getting by with this Acme set.
The good news is, they finished my x-rays; the bad news is, I think I saw 'Acme' on the side of the machine.
(Squinting at footage of the shuttle blowing up) Wait... I see... a... c... m... e...
by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003
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Get the Achmed mug.This is the keenness and quickness in understanding and dealing with a "business situation" ; it also tends to lead to a good outcome.
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