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ACCIDENT

An event; when one urinates or fecalizes prematurely to reaching an established restroom facility, typically staining one's clothes and causing much embarassment.

Typically, having shat oneself.
Billy: "Teacher! Clyde shit himself on the swing!"
Teacher: "No, no, Billy! Clyde had an 'accident'..."
Billy: "Nawp. He shat himself and flew right off that sumbitch!"
by Drew D'Jew March 26, 2004
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Accidenting

"Mary, did you see those two cars accidenting?"

"Yes, I saw the whole thing!"
or
"Wonderful, the baby is Accidenting in his brand new pants!"
by TableFor6Please0814 September 21, 2016
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'Accident'

n. A commonly used excuse with the intention of averting responsibility.
'accident'
Person 1: "I saw your hand down there and heard some noise, I call bullshit!"
Person 666: "It was merely an accident."
Person 1: "Oh, spare me your rhetoric, you know that your hand and arm didn't just magically spasm near my girlfriend's ass."
by (9+10)x2 = 42 | 42x10 = 420 November 7, 2016
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accidate

a social outing between two acquaintances or friends that, unbeknownst to one or both parties, is actually a date.
"I thought that we were just going to talk business when I agreed to meet Paul for coffee, but then he put his hand on my arm and told me I was beautiful and I realised that I was on an accidate.'
by hannahj May 28, 2006
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ACCIDENT

Kids in the front seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back see cause kids.
by Chuffy July 22, 2003
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Accident

Dad: you little accident
by Nsoanaoababshshdvshs December 6, 2020
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Accident

You
You are a accident
by If fat mama February 25, 2017
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