'Accident'

n. A commonly used excuse with the intention of averting responsibility.

'accident'
Person 1: "I saw your hand down there and heard some noise, I call bullshit!"
Person 666: "It was merely an accident."
Person 1: "Oh, spare me your rhetoric, you know that your hand and arm didn't just magically spasm near my girlfriend's ass."

by (9+10)x2 = 42 | 42x10 = 420 November 7, 2016

ACCIDENT

Something that happens with out intent.

Kids in the front seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back see cause kids.

by Chuffy July 22, 2003

Accident

You

You are a accident

by If fat mama February 25, 2017

Accident

What my parents call me

Dad: you little accident

by Nsoanaoababshshdvshs December 6, 2020

Accident

A thing that you didn't do on purpose.

Dad: Son you're an "accident".

P.s YEAH DAD I REMEMBER WHEN YOU TOLD ME THAT.

by Yrmomgai June 7, 2018

ACCIDENT

something that can happen after sex. Usally happens when the condom rips.

My kid is an accident.

by Makoto Shishio July 23, 2008

accident

An unintended mistake of some kind.

(a) Befouling oneself with something vile (see shart for examples).
(b) Getting caught doing something stupid at work that results in a drug screening.

At the urinalysis drug testing facility:
Nurse: Did we have a little accident?
Patient: Accident? *looks down at self with bewilderment*
Nurse: Oh, you must be here for pre-employment screening then.

by tbonaz March 11, 2008