'Accident'

n. A commonly used excuse with the intention of averting responsibility.
'accident'
Person 1: "I saw your hand down there and heard some noise, I call bullshit!"
Person 666: "It was merely an accident."
Person 1: "Oh, spare me your rhetoric, you know that your hand and arm didn't just magically spasm near my girlfriend's ass."
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ACCIDENT

Something that happens with out intent.
Kids in the front seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back see cause kids.
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Accident

A thing that you didn't do on purpose.
Dad: Son you're an "accident".

P.s YEAH DAD I REMEMBER WHEN YOU TOLD ME THAT.
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ACCIDENT

something that can happen after sex. Usally happens when the condom rips.
My kid is an accident.
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accident

An unintended mistake of some kind.

(a) Befouling oneself with something vile (see shart for examples).
(b) Getting caught doing something stupid at work that results in a drug screening.
At the urinalysis drug testing facility:
Nurse: Did we have a little accident?
Patient: Accident? *looks down at self with bewilderment*
Nurse: Oh, you must be here for pre-employment screening then.
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