Assmonkey

an idiot, retard, someone who thinks they are an expert in a certain subject that they know nothing about

AJ said he could fix my car, but he just made it worse. what an assmonkey.

by Tardo September 28, 2003

Assmonkey

A slang term for someone who comes up with slang terms for stuff. Usually found in the hills of Arkansas.

"Well Cletus, that sure is a mighty fine sister you have there"

"She's not just my sister, she's also my mom. I guess that makes her my 'mister' huh?"

"Oh Cletus, you are such an assmonkey!!"

by Dave September 12, 2003

Assmonkey

A bitch that loves it up the ass.

Tracy is such an assmonkey.

by Tracy White June 27, 2003

Assmonkey

assmonkey, rico, Jesse holmes

Hey Jesse! Assmonkey! Rico!

by Pvbfjvbhfdsvbhfsavbhrsa January 24, 2009

Assmonkeydoodlecake

Someone who looks like a monkey and likes to eat doodlecakes while being raped up the butt.

"You assmonkeydoodlecake!"

by Yashiwa Utadaka June 30, 2008

assmonkey

A monkey with an obscenely large ass, so large that its head actually goes up its ass.

You can buy them in places that are infested with assmonkeys, such as, the white house. "bo-de-gas", nigga

"hey is that derek?"

"yeah, hes a fuckin assmonkey"

"who cares"

by r0fl December 17, 2007

assmonkey

1. the species of primate that swing from the canopy of your asshairs and eat dingleberries.

2.A fag.

3. A dumbass.

1. rob:Yo tom, can you have crabs in your asshairs? cuz my ass itches.
tom: maybe you have a troop of assmonkeys down there.
rob: ?

by luis.... October 14, 2008