absobloodylutely

Adv. Absolutely. Usually spoken with forced gusto. Popular amongst males (and possibly females) in suburban Australia.

"Want a beer, Dave?"
"Absobloodylutely!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

self-absorbed

Simply stated, it is an individual that is so consumed with their own selves that they become oblivious to, nor do they care how their actions or words impact others.

Sarah was so self-absorbed that she shouted at her daughter for no apparent reason.

by self-centered arrogant selfish February 25, 2010

absorbtion

A common misspelling of the word "absorption"

Although it’s “absorbed” and “absorbing,” the correct spelling of the noun is “absorption.”
This sentence contains the word "absorbtion" because I am forced to use that word in a sentence.

by Penbiks August 20, 2006

Absorbogender

This is a gender identity where you absorb and usurp the gender identity of other people, resetting them to their sex assigned at birth.

PERSON 1: Hi, I'm non-binary, I go by they/them

PERSON 2: Not anymore

PERSON 1: Excuse me, what?

PERSON 2: I am absorbogender, meaning I absorbed your gender identity and you have been reset to your sex assigned at birth. Respect my existence, or expect my resistance, bigot

PERSON 1: Wow, sorry I didn't know. So stunning and brave!

by DeathIsaPreferableAltCommunism October 4, 2021

absorbent

able to absorb or soak up; heat, light, moisture, movement, etc.

"My flow is heavy this month; good thing these tampons are so absorbent!"
OR "Absorbent and yellow and poris is he!
Sponge-Bob-Square-Pants!"

by SPerrin October 16, 2008

self-absorbed

A person who cannot stop thinking about themselves, and constantly reminds all others around them of their good and bad qualities. See Sam.

(Jane) "If you looked in the dictionary, your picture would be filed under 'self-absorbed.'"
(Sam) Gasp "My picture is in the dictionary?!"

by Laine Quillico July 23, 2004

absorb each other

when you share a mutual, intense love, you want to "absorb each other".
Absorbing each other involves lover's mutually taking in each other's essence. Their breath, smell, chemicals, energy, soul, spirit, etc. It involves close physical contact and being fully present.

I can't wait to see you tonight so we can absorb each other.

by juju2121 January 15, 2014