Absquatulate

When something disappears under not-so-mysterious circumstances, it was "absquatulated." If a friend takes out the best looking donut you have ever seen and then devours it without sharing, then you just watched your friend "absquatulate" it. 19th century slang word

doug Absquatulate friend dounghnut while is friend went in gas station

by spacehippie dude March 10, 2021

absquatulate

To leave quickly or in a hurry; to depart, flee.

" … Now I see you again—I’m satisfied. I’m satisfied completely. See? I’m going to absquatulate, see? Hey Presto right away.”
He turned to his tea for a moment, finished his cup noisily, stood up.

by Delbosco October 14, 2021