cant be arsed

cannot be bothered

I cant be arsed to think of an example

by Emma March 30, 2004

rat-arsed

English slang-term meaning drunk. Nothing to do with rats or their arses.

Paula Abdul is always rat-arsed

by Jack Hackett August 24, 2007

half assedly

adv. - something done partially, incompletely, or unenthusiastically. The adverb form of half assed.

I told you to clean your room thoroughly, meaning not half assedly.

by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006

#AbsenteePresidentBeatenByAbsenteeVote

How appropriate that an Absentee President was taken down by an overwhelming number of Absentee Votes

Hey Johnny, what's our president done lately to try and control the worldwide pandemic?

Oh, sorry "Karen", he's absent. I guess he's just an #AbsenteePresidentBeatenByAbsenteeVote

by Rosslyn Maleman November 6, 2020

Shat-in-absentia

The punitive act of 'leaving-behind' a large, commode-filling mass of fecal material that, through time, evaporation and vacancy creates an extremely unpleasant next-occupant arrival surprise; especially useful for time-share condos, infrequently accessed guest homes and seasonal-use facilities.

I'll never again be the first to enter THAT condo...the last renters shat-in-absentia. When I opened the door it was like being punched in the face by a shit-bag fist. Nas-T....

by YAWA August 21, 2016

half assed

Someone does a job at say...50% the quality

This car is fallin' APART,Those mechanics did a really half assed job

by GDOGG November 1, 2003

can't be arsed syndrome

The ailment that afflicts all those who should really be doing something productive but instead end up procrastinating or doing something which requires little or no effort what so ever.

I was going to look for a job but i was suffering from can't be arsed syndrome and ended up watching crap TV all day.

by Martyn Hinchey June 11, 2008