Abelsen

The son of a Greek God, namely one who mastered mortal war and relentless killing, and has the largest penis in the entire history of anything, even Chuck Norris; getting more sex than you could ever imagine.

That guy is such an Abelsen, I wish I was like him!

by XRAYspectacular December 1, 2010

abelsupdates

the most iconic bitch in all of XO/the weeknd stan twitter. unproblematic queen. never lies in her tweets. flavourful content. oh also she’s hawt. go follow her now

Guy 1: omg abelsupdates just tweeted
Guy 2: an iconic queen wbk

by meemyselfandi November 13, 2020

abelsupdates

the most iconic bitch in all of XO/stan twitter. unproblematic queen. never lies in her tweets. flavourful content. oh and she’s hawt. go follow her now

Guy 1: omg abelsupdates just tweeted
Guy 2: an iconic queen wbk

by meemyselfandi November 13, 2020

abelsdiscordkitten

MY FAVOURITE MUTATL IN THE whoooooole ENTIRE PLANNET. she is literally so FUCKING HOT & SEXC, ugh she's the BEST!!

"have you seen abelsdiscord kitten new video?"
"no, why?"
"she's literally so fucking hot go check it rn"
abelsdiscordkitten is an amazing girl

by anonymous February 23, 2022

abelsjizzrag

a really fucking awesome user on instagram. it likes hp/sp and uses pronounce (scary)

hey man, u heard of abelsjizzrag on the gram?
naw who the hell is abelsjizzrag

by i got scared and farted July 24, 2022

abelsjizzrag

best motherfucker apart of the xo + sp/hp community on instagram. it’s just a really nice guy. (uses pronounce which is scary)

hey man, u heard of abelsjizzrag on the gram? (huge W)
no? what the fuck is an abelsjizzrag. (huge L)

by i got scared and farted July 24, 2022

Abelsexueel

Iemand who is sexually attracted to the name abel

Abel is a abelsexueel

by abellover January 21, 2024