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Why You Should Wrap A Rubber Band Around Your Door
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by ♥🗺☠ May 20, 2021
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Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.
Bless her heart, she walked straight into the PTA meeting wearing her bra on the outside of her Lane Bryant pantsuit, she's a maraca short of a Mariachi Band.
by Titan2014 July 7, 2017
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a swimming pool band-aid

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Something that is disgusting and should never be touched.
Hans: I was with Anna last night and things were really great and then it was all over! She acted grossed out and left!
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the night?
Hans: Me too. I took off my pants and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you have that artsy circumcision with the side-flaps. You gotta get that fixed. Your parents did you no favors.
by von groovy June 18, 2017
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a swimming pool band-aid

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Something that is disgusting and should never be touched.
Hans: I was with Anna last night and things were really great and then it was all over! She acted grossed out and left!
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the party night?
Hans: Me too. I showed Heather's Vaseline to her and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you showed Heather's Vaseline. Anna thinks Vaseline is gross.

Baby Heather: (lisping) It was me swimming pool band-aid!! 😊👉👈
Hans: Heather, we don't mean your literal bandage in the pool.
Baby Heather: Hmm.
by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023
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Indie Bands With a Mission, also known as IBWAM, is a volunteer group/informal, non-profit organization. Our goal is to write cookbooks that feature a few local/unknown bands and the band members' favorite recipes.

The profits from each cookbook will go towards whatever charity the bands featured in the cookbook want to help. A few food banks in the Washington, DC area will benefit from the profits as well.

The first cookbook is Wonder Treats That Bands Fantasize About.
Girl 1: Did you hear about Indie Bands With a Mission?

Girl 2: No, who are they?

Girl 1: This great volunteer group! Matthew Fazzi & Isaac Bolivar of Taking Back Sunday/Happy Body Slow Brain, Find Vienna, AND Corrin Campbell joined. We should help them out. They give back to society!

Girl 2: COOL. Where can I check them out?

Girl 1: Everywhere! Myspace, Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Tumblr!
by five yellow & white balloons December 9, 2009
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when a man brings a bag of rubber bands or silly bands with him on a date with a girl.
me, you, and a bag of rubber bands. sound like a date?
by tristan/joey February 9, 2023
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