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Zipper Ripper

1 - (n) A woman who is so hot she causes men to develop an erection so hard it tears right through the front of their pants often blowing out the zipper in the process.

2 - (n) An erection that tears through the front of your pants.
1- Did you see the hot girl in the Fiat Superbowl commercial?!? She is a total zipper ripper.

2 - When Stacy took her clothes off last night I was so turned on I developed a zipper ripper.
by Funmunke April 9, 2012
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zipper blues

A depressed feeling one gets from constantly having to move around or not being able to stay in one place. Comes from having to always zip up ones jacket because they always have to leave. Depression caused by successive movement and not being able to settle in one place. Frustration caused by constant mobility and inability to maintain a residence.
Amy's fifth move in one year caused her to experience zipper blues.
by Monday May 25, 2006
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Led Zeppelin IV

Led Zeppelin IV is one of the common names of Led Zeppelin's fouth studio album, which actual title was in symbols. The symbols were each band members "symbol". Other common names for the album were Four Symbols,Runes, Sticks, and Zoso. Zoso was the only symbol to have actual letters in it. It is Jimmy Page's symbol. Led Zeppelin IV contained their most famous songs, the most famous being Stairway to Heaven. It is on RIAA's list of best-selling albums of all time in the US.
by Justin P. B. May 6, 2006
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Led Zeppelin Pregnancy

This is a unique and mythical occurrence comparable only to the virgin Mary giving birth to Jesus. A Led Zeppelin Pregnancy occurs when a woman is listening to Led Zeppelin at just the right frequency and volume. Since they rock so fucking hard, the sound waves penetrates the moist undergarments, travels up the birth canal, and rocks the eggs deep and hard with their solid drum beats, tails of love and loss, and thunderous riffery. The hard rocking sound waves are no match for the fragile eggs, they soon give in they are fertilized. The woman then has the honor to carry the offspring of the creators of the music of the gods.
Ed: Yo, did ya hear what happened to Sammy girl?
Joe: Na, what happened?
Ed: She had a Led Zeppelin Pregnancy, now Sammy has to raise the offspring of the gods. How about that hot shit?
Joe: Lucky bastard!
Ed: Tell me about it!
by Mr Hamsandwitch January 3, 2011
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zeppeli

Some poor bastards from the manga series JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. Those fuckers can't live through a whole part.
Someone:Man do I love Cesar Zeppeli
Someone else:Kill yourself
by BigTiddy May 14, 2018
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zipper-ched

noun. A chedder (a mojado who dresses up in country western outfits and drives big trucks) who is half chedder and half Asian, i.e. half zipperhead.
Joe was dating a zipper-ched.
by Paul Rael January 11, 2011
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Zipperknuckled

To have have consumed far too many alcoholic drinks; To be completely hammered, drunk and inebriated; To have had too much to drinks; Similar to drunk, sloshed, hammered, plastered and bombed.
"As soon as I write my last exam, I'm heading out and getting zipperknuckled!"

"Originally I only wanted to have a couple of drinks, but I had way too many and ended up getting completely zipperkunckled."
by Ghetto_Fab March 9, 2014
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