A person, generally male, who sniffs the seats of women's bicycles. (Attested: eastern Massachusetts, late 1950s)
by Hippoclid November 27, 2009
This is a cross between "Zionist" and "Cunt" because if you're a Zionist and you believe in a homeland for the Jewish people then you must be a cunt.
by Polan'D Wagwan May 28, 2021
by Zuntandcheddarforever January 03, 2022
When a semi-decomposed body comes back to life in spiritual form, often woken by a abrupt action on the body, such as munting, to reciprocate the favor to an unsuspecting victim, often the initial perpetrator.
To be zaunted by a zunter is for a zunter to repeatedly visit you and promptly zunt you on each visit. Certain areas are "zaunted" and infested with eager zunters waiting for their next victim. Common zaunted areas include: Hotels, retirement homes, basements, prisons, and Hom Depots. Ever wondered why no one falls asleep at Hom Depot? It's because they fear being zaunted. If you are zunted once in a zaunted area, you are at risk of being zaunted for eternity. Please contact the nearest dealer of Anti-Zunting technology, often a seventh grade health teacher in the Midwest.
To be zaunted by a zunter is for a zunter to repeatedly visit you and promptly zunt you on each visit. Certain areas are "zaunted" and infested with eager zunters waiting for their next victim. Common zaunted areas include: Hotels, retirement homes, basements, prisons, and Hom Depots. Ever wondered why no one falls asleep at Hom Depot? It's because they fear being zaunted. If you are zunted once in a zaunted area, you are at risk of being zaunted for eternity. Please contact the nearest dealer of Anti-Zunting technology, often a seventh grade health teacher in the Midwest.
Tim: "My Great Grandpa just absolutely zunted that guy! He might be zaunted forever!
Bill: "That is tragic. We all know that your Great Grandpa is a D1 Zunter. He commits zunt all the time!"
Bill: "That is tragic. We all know that your Great Grandpa is a D1 Zunter. He commits zunt all the time!"
by D1 Anti-Zunter Technology Dev May 06, 2024
The act in which a ghost comes back from the grave to do terrible acts upon you in your sleep. One who does such acts is known as a 'Zunter', and they are most common in 'Zaunted' locations, like HOM Depot. Health teachers teaching 7th grade are typically experts on stopping Zunters from Zaunting your home.
Bill: How was your first time being zunted?
Joe: I don't appreciate it when a zunter tries to zunt me.
Joe: I don't appreciate it when a zunter tries to zunt me.
by D1 Anti-Zunter Technology Dev August 21, 2024
by 0s0h0w0a0 April 06, 2017