corona zoned

The new cockblock of 2020 due to the quarantine situation during the coronavirus outbreak.When a girl you trying to have sex with won't meet with you purely out of fear that she might get infected with the virus.

1: -Maaaaaane fuck that ho Olivia she corona zoned me when I asked her out
2: -what'd you expect bruv?them hoes be paranoid they might catch the virus or something when sucking on you

by flame99fromthablocc March 17, 2020

Sibling-zoned

When a member of the opposite sex (or same sex) declares you to be "brother/sister", thereby ruining all potential chances of sex.

Guy: Would you like to go out with me?
Girl: I'm sorry, but you're like a brother to me.

Sibling-zoned!

by LanaDangerZone August 22, 2012

daughter zoned

When your hot teacher says you're like his daughter

Daughter Zoned ex.

Teacher: (student name) is like my daughter

by the.trickster February 8, 2015

Brother Zoned

Like the friendzone but much worse. When a guy gets rejected then proclaims you're like a brother to her.

Guy: I love you, will you go out with me?
Girl: That's cute, but I don't feel that way towards you, you're like a brother to me.
Guy: Damn it I just got brother zoned!

by mrperson123 April 11, 2017

Lyster-zoned

When a man takes a girl home with the woman having full intentions of having sex with that man, but all he does is spoon her. Little or big spoon

Last weekend Glenn picked up Margaret from the bar and took her home and lyster-zoned her, and cuddled without mercy.

by Dr.dictionary September 11, 2013

son-zoned

When a MILF is seemingly interested in a younger man, only to have it turn out that she views him more as a son than a probable lover.

"Dude, I thought I was on the verge of scoring with Mrs. Jenkins but now I'm starting to think I've been son-zoned the whole time.

by ICanEven September 3, 2014

zoned-out

when you’re thinking about something, and it makes you forget to talk.

Mouth open, he zoned-out to think about bonobos as his bitch of a wife continued to whine about the croutons at the salad bar at the restaurant that SHE chose on YOUR birthday.

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover July 15, 2019