zonkey

A zonkey is a donkey you will find in Tijuana that has been spray painted white and black by his mexican captors. Idiot tourists pay five bucks a pop to get a photo with the zonkey.

My friend Ricky thought that zebras lived in mexico, but when he saw Jaun spray painting a mule, Ricky realized the zebra was just a sad looking zonkey waiting for a gringo to pet him.

by FritoBandito November 2, 2007

zonkey

1. the illegimate lovechild from the relationship between a zebra and a donkey.

2. the name given to any animal when one doesn't know its actual name.

That's a big ass dog or a small ass horse, must be a zonkey!

Guy 1: "This is my first time at the zoo, what's that animal right there?"

Guy 2: "Yo, that's a zonkey, man."

Guy 1: "Damn, gotta get out the hood more."

by ductape May 6, 2006

zookey

adjective:
70s slang; amusing, entertaining
rad

that was so zookey!
that show was pretty zookey.

by kle26 January 27, 2008

Zockey

A legit name for that moment when your watching Sesame Street season 2 and elmo pops out of no where and scares the shit out of you.

Yeah, me and my buds were watching late night tv and got zockeyed.

by JoJOkesd,, July 25, 2017

zombey

Zombey Is a nice german youtuber who makes great content u really should check him out he’s nice

Hey do u subribed to Zombey?
No who is that stupid dude
Ur dead to me!

by Banana boii December 9, 2020

Zonkey

A zombie donky hybrid.

zombie falls in love with a donkey they have a baby. the baby a zonkey.

by Cookie Duuude December 17, 2009

zonkey

nickname for David, also known as debra

"shut up toy stupid-ass Zonkey"

by Megan February 6, 2005