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Zombieware

Software that is impossible to remove, but is otherwise not malicous.
Most preinstalled software.

That f***ing Zombieware kept reinstalling itself after I deleted it.
by FedoraToppedLurker July 9, 2009
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Rules of Zombieland

A long list of rules to survive a zombie apocalypse made by one of the main characters in Zombieland who goes by Columbus. When/If a zombie apocalypse happens find and learn some of these rules.
First 4 rules of zombieland

Rule#1: Cardio (Don't be fat)
Rule#2: Beware of Bathrooms (Don't get caught with your pants down)
Rule#3: Seatbelts (Buckle up)
Rule#4: Double Tap (One more shot to finish them just in case)

and many more
by Ginsu48 October 4, 2009
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Zombiepuff

Zombiepuff is a cute Priest!
by Undeadpriest April 30, 2009
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zombiefucknuts

exp. - A situation where nothing, by conceivable thought, can get any worse.

Used when phrases like "God Damn It", "Shit!", "Fuck!", "Holy Shit!", "Holy Fuck!" and "Holy Fucking Shit!" just don't seem to do the job.
Person 1: So...not only are people coming back from the dead as zombies and eating people's brains, but someone is supplying them with outfits of Barney & Friends at the same time?

Person 2: That's about the gist of it.

Person 3: Well...Zombiefucknuts.
by Deticui December 4, 2005
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Zombiesce

Having or pertaining to having Zombie-like features; Movement mimicking or displaying the general attributes of a Zombie; Exhibiting behavior becoming to a Zombie
Zed's zombiesce appearance frightens off most small children at the mall.

Tara's zombiesce movement negates the desire to dance with her at most parties and gatherings.

I'd sleep with Anya more frequently if she didn't have such a zombiesce expression on her face when I was railing her with such authority!
by dwpworldwide June 10, 2010
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Zombiac

Its when you stay up almost all night and then when you finally wake up you look horrible..eye matter,slob,hair all over the place..just a mess.
I didnt go to bed until 5 oclock had to be at work at 8 i looked a mess i was fo'sho a zombiac.
by harpita storm torn November 14, 2009
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Zombiegasm

After digging up a corpse of at least 10 years age, pouring gasoline over the genitals, lighting them on fire, and putting out the fire with a large amount of liquid feces, you engage yourself in rough intercourse with the shit-covered vagina and/or ass, and shoot a huge load inside the totally wrecked 'privates'. You then snort it out with a straw, all while singing 'Sweet Child O'Mine' by Guns N' Roses.
Yo, dude! Cheyenne and I totally video recorded Harmony having a crazy zombiegasm down at the old cemetery! She was crying afterwards she loved it so much!
by SONIKK April 28, 2011
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