dingledorf

Employees who work from home and don't do anything all day.

Those people always complain their computers don't work and dingledorf around all day.

by toki_wartooth November 21, 2010

dingledorf

The act of farting on peoples when they are unconscious, sleeping, staring off into space, or otherwise not paying attention to what you or they are doing. Warning, this may cause people to become your enemy's.

"I totally just dingledorfed James."

by havingfunatparty February 19, 2012

Ingledorffs

Small spider-monkey creatures that much on the faces of children while they sleep.

Mother: " OMG! Little Timmy's face is gone!"
Father: " Oh dont worry his face just got eaten by a pack of wild Ingledorffs."
Mother: " Thank God, that could have been much worse."

by jeffrey is soooooo crunchy July 25, 2011

German Hingledorf

yellow bellied pervert

jesus crust! look at that German Hingledorf, hes checkin out my chick!

by Zack February 8, 2004

bingledorf

The act of jacking off into a jar of newly bought pickles and feeding the pickles to an unsuspecting person(s)

I bingledorfed Bob

by Bingledingle November 24, 2023

Mingledorff'd

Mingledorff'd - To be railroaded, dismissed, or steamrolled by a judge or court authority who appears confident but ignores evidence, common sense, or expert opinion, often siding with the better-connected attorney rather than the truth. The result is a decision that leaves a person feeling blindsided by a system that was supposed to deliver justice.

I brought witnesses, documents, and even a psychologist’s recommendation, but the judge ruled in ten minutes. I didn’t lose the case… I got Mingledorff'd

by allrobeandnogavel March 11, 2026