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Zhouran

The identifier of a person who thinks simply knowing useless facts with no real life application makes him automatically superior to everyone else whom he meets.
There is no shortage of Zhourans in an internet full of self proclaimed experts.
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Mr Zhou

Mr. Zhou, the enigmatic math teacher, is a legendary figure in the realm of education. He is the son of Chinese-born Singaporean patriarch, Jackson Zhou Senior. His blissful talents at Tempe High School led him to pursue an education to educate, and his presence in NSBHS is unmatched, to the point where senior students have a 21.56% chance of spawning.

His abilities include:

-Textbook Transference: Mr. Zhou possesses the extraordinary power to effortlessly transfer the contents of textbooks onto the classroom board, creating an atmosphere reminiscent of a library.

-Unaware Gamer: Despite the students' best attempts at gaming during class, Mr. Zhou remains oblivious, unknowingly granting his pupils moments of leisure amidst the academic facade.

-Detention Enforcer: Mastering the art of after-school discipline, Mr. Zhou employs his stern gaze and mysterious aura to enforce detentions, leaving students with no choice but to comply with his enigmatic rules.

-Bench Press Virtuoso: Beyond his teaching abilities, Mr. Zhou is a physical powerhouse, boasting a remarkable strength of 200kg in bench press.

-Counter-Strike Veteran: In his earlier days, Mr. Zhou was a formidable player in the world of Counter-Strike 1.6, showcasing his gaming prowess in virtual battlegrounds.

-Intuitive Teaching Instinct: He can gauge the class's understanding and adjust his teaching approach on the fly, eliminating the need for traditional lesson plans.(instinct takes 80% of the lesson to start)
Shit bro, the teacher didn't even notice I was on Stereo Madness! What a Zhou Moment. Mr Zhou W!
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Zhou

Zhou is a Chinese surname originated from the Zhou dynasty. The 15th most popular Chinese surname. Mostly spoken as “zhu, zoo, ju.” Pronounced “joe.”
written in Chinese.
Person1: hey are you Zhu?
Zhou: no I am ZHOU
by Erika ling July 3, 2019
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Zhou Yanchen

Zhou Yanchen is the most humble,respectful,gentle and sweetest guy you’ll ever come to know.

Zhou Yanchen Was on Idol producer and was 21st when it came to the top 20 eliminations!
Yanchen Deserved Better and Still does to this day.

Zhou Yanchen is in love with Ding Zeren

Zhou Yanchen stole the suns job.

“I don’t smoke I don’t drink I brush my teeth everyday “ - Zhou Yanchen 2018
by zhuxingjie July 9, 2018
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Zholey

The legend of triversity............
Zholey is on the quest for Triversity
by The Legend Of Zholey November 25, 2017
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Zhou Mama

A Name that you shouldn't be knowing it's origins and not ask a question about it cuz it's a bad idea and you'll probably get yourself embarrassed.
Guy: Who's is that guy with you?
Me: His name is Zhou
Guy: Who's Zhou
Me: Zhou Mama.
Guy: Oh.....
by AdamLaughsLololol November 6, 2019
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zhouism

a pseudo religion that worships discord user ZhouShung. it’s main base is coa
i think they’re zhouist”
“they must be into zhouism”
by harbingerlvr March 23, 2022
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