zef

It doesn't mean anything. It can mean anything that your imagination can concieve.

Hey, look, a giant zef!

Well, zef me good!

Zef - tastic!

Zef - o - matic!!

by bob882 July 5, 2004

Zef

A fez but you wear it with the tassel pointing downwards.

John: Is he wearing a fez why is the tassel pointing downwards
Wick: No he is wearing a Zef

by Dr. Rokit May 29, 2017

zef

An abreviation for a gentle gust of air or wind. Original word Zephyr. Often abreviated when used to describe flatulence.

Hey, Dude... stand downwind of his zef!

by A February 18, 2007

zef

Zoned keeped Event Faggot on call

"im so zef every weekend"
"zef sure knows howto suck the wingaling"

by the real shot caller January 18, 2013

zef

A geek or uncool person. Someone straightlaced and boring.
A word which originates from Erskine, Scotland. There are different levels of zef. For example, a zef is quite uncool but if you are really, really uncool then you might be called a queen zef or king zef. The highest level of zef is a superqueen or superking.

Hey check him with the hi-tec trainers on, he's a total zef!

by kizmok March 24, 2008

Zef

A guy that really likes to drive a green mini cooper with his fellow companian teddy. He also plays futsal at pesta futsal court everyday but is always late to arrive.

Dont be a zef

by juren April 23, 2018

zef

a cocklicker that likes dick up his bum and “would die to get some balls in his mouth”. a man who thinks he is better than everyone but is simply just a gay cockfuck that deserves to be hit

zef loves getting anal on the weekend

by hellohihej December 16, 2019