pippity poppity give me the zoppity

A black-man-phrase from the television show The Office

Michael Scott: Pippity poppity give me the zoppity
David Wallace: wtf, Michael, u make no sense

by thnksfrptrck January 24, 2017

Yapper Zapper

A humane and highly effective stun-gun type of instrument that’s used to silence the highly annoying yapper next door who is the bane of your otherwise quiet existence.

I got myself a Yapper Zapper and was pleased to see that it gently ushers any yappy dog into a sudden and prolonged nap that is pleasurable both to the dog as well as to the entire neighborhood!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 12, 2021

Zepping the Beer

To leave a small amount of beer (quarter sip at most) at the bottom of a bottle.

The bottom quarter sip of beer is mostly backspit and watered down, flat beer.....the least enjoyable sip of your beer. Zep the Beer and get a new one!

Why doesn't he just finish his beer, instead of Zepping the Beer?

by Juliusaeneas November 7, 2011

Zapper

An mind-blowing line of cocaine.

Bro, Brian lined out some zappers, and had me spun for like, two days!

by Jesussancho November 16, 2018

Zapp Brannigan

A man who needs no introductionn.

Zapp Brannigan: I am the man with no name...Zapp Brannigan at your service.

by Godzillastein May 8, 2009

Zappity

used in greetings and well wishes. Perfect for when "happy" just doesn't cut it or for making your facebook birthday greeting stand out amongst the masses.

Zappity birthday to you.

by vonfafay December 28, 2010

Zoppity

1. an adjective in describing the exactitude of uncompromisingly cool shit, pimp shit, or awesomely ill shit (see money, on point, or dope).

2. a noun meaning money

Originally coined in the 3rd season of "The Office" (episode 18, 'The Negotiation') by Steve Carrel's character Michael Scott.

"MICHAEL: Bippity boppity, show me the zoppity".

Craig Robinson's character Darryl Philbin admits to teaching Michael imaginary "black man" slang.

In episode 19, 'Safety Training', of the same 3rd season:

"MICHAEL: I’m giving everyone a little bit of a treat. We are going to listen in on Darryl’s presentation in the warehouse and if I know Darryl, it’s gonna by zoppity".

MILDLY DRUNK FRIEND #1: "This grilled cheese sandwich is so damn zoppity"!

MILDLY DRUNK FRIEND #2: "Not as zoppity as these ketchup chips"!

by HONKYSAUCE January 19, 2010