zamboner

An erection that develops while, or as a result of, driving a zamboni.

While I was driving the zamboni, I had a zamboner.

It looks like he has a zamboner.

by Chern November 8, 2008

Zambon

it is a venetian surname please do not do what you are doing

good morning i'm federico zambon

by federico September 23, 2003

Zamboning

Avoiding doing any actual work while at work. Generally what the person does instead of work is take naps, waking only to smoke cigarettes.

John: Hey Ray, are you and your partner going to get that job done?
Ray: I don't know, he says we should wait for a new lineup.
John: He's just zamboning you.

by The double eagle May 23, 2013

Zamboning

When a man rubs his penis on a woman's clitoris without entering the vagina. Thus giving the vagina a glossy shine from stimulation similar to that of an ice-rink after being driven over by a zamboni.

-"Hey gurl I wanna launch my puck in the back of "dis" net, but we "gotta" get down to zamboning first."

by jolomonomo1 March 12, 2014

zamboning

Traditional done while sex on the ice moving from one side to other. Although, can be done on smooth while very sweaty.

I took my girlfriend zamboning last night and now I have freezer burn on my ass.

by Trent Cole January 2, 2008

zambone

Engaging in sexual intercourse while driving, or on top of, a zamboni

They zamboned all night long.

by Chern November 7, 2008

Zambon

an extremely slutty yet stunningly sexy homosexual man who doesn't know anything. Also refers to an action gerally referred to as "slutty."

"He is such a Zambon! Look at him pull that Menard!"

by spongebobnopants March 15, 2003