zuma

An evil game in which you slap your balls against some other balls for more frustration than pleasure. Also synonomous with gay marriage.

FUCKING ZUMA!!!! I need red balls but it keeps giving me blue balls.

by T. Conner May 17, 2008

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Zuma

The bisexual from paw patrol

Zuma is definitely bi

by That One Bitch who Draws July 17, 2021

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Dropping a Zuma

Passing a stool, making number 2, taking a shit

Hey guys, wait for me!! I am dropping a zuma.

by Sipho dhlamini May 18, 2017

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Jacob Zuma

A corrupt president

The president of South Africa is so corrupt. His name is Jacob Zuma

by yourtypicalsouthafrican May 30, 2020

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An additional tax that all South Africans have to pay as a consequence of Jacob Zuma and the ANC's mismanagement of South Africa's economy. Examples of Zuma tax include e-tolls, University Fees, exorbitent exchange rates, premiums on all imported goods like fuel and electronics. It's a cruel form of collective punishment which has been imposed on 55 million people. Zuma tax is most acutely experienced when travelling to high income nations like USA, UK,Europe and Australia where one meal can do immense financial damage.

I can no longer afford to send my kids to University after paying exorbitant Zuma tax.

by fiend33 May 27, 2016

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