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Zilching

The act of pushing saliva through your teeth using your tongue to create a high-pitched gurgling sound.
I was completely grossed out by Johnny's zilching in class today.
by anonymous May 24, 2024
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Zeulching

The act of sticking a toothpick into one’s meatus (the hole in the dick above the glands) to keep it from sealing shut. Commonly done so in a timespan of every 3 weeks for teens and young adults, but from infancy to early teenage, it is most common to poke it out once a year instead. This process also spans over a longer period of time between zeulching once a man reaches adulthood-at the age of 21-slowing down as the body has adapted to it since then.
However, if a man misses this ceremonial process, they either have to get a surgery, or are sent to the ER, as it is practically lethal.

Zeulching refers to the Latin words for Cock and Hole.
Johnny:Bro… I missed my Zeulching sesh.

Bryant:ur fucked bro haha ur dead like actually
by lilcummers March 11, 2024
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zelshing

Ripping your own, erect, penis off and using it as a dildo to one’s self or another person or persons
I was zelshing, with Josh the other day.
by Retarded_Rat86 April 1, 2024
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Zylching

Zylching, or to zylch, is the action of rapidly unraveling and re-closing the male foreskin, typically performed for one’s sexual pleasure.
I caught my son zylching

I am a professional zylcher

My wife zylched me last night

I love to zylch
by MrPotatoKopf April 5, 2024
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